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Mickey Rourke Went On A Hot Date With His Dog But Then Paparazzi Ruined It And Now People Are Really Pissed

How rude.

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This is Mickey Rourke. He is some famous person from movies and TV and stuff. I could look it up but honestly it doesn't really matter in relation to this BuzzFeed post. I'll let you guys complain about it/my job in the comments for me.

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Anyway, Mickey and his dog went on a hot date and I'm here to tell you about it.

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The date started at a restaurant because they were probably hungry. Unfortunately, they were rudely interrupted by the paparazzi. Like, who interrupts a date with a dog?

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"Enough." - This dog, probably.

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Fortunately, the awful and invasive paparazzi didn't stop the two from sharing multiple tender moments together.

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"You better eat, b*tch*."

*Like the Britney Spears song. It's a term of endearment. Also, the dog might be a female AKA a literal bitch. Don't come for me.
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*Like the Britney Spears song. It's a term of endearment. Also, the dog might be a female AKA a literal bitch. Don't come for me.

In the midst of the madness, they even posted a personal Instagram.

It was real cute.

But alas, the paparazzi made it their mission to tear these two apart.

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"GET A LIFE!!" - They screamed internally.

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Then they finished their meal and it seemed like Mickey and dog had had enough!

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That's when Mickey said: "Take a kayak, paparazzi!"

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And then, almost on demand, the dog peed on them.

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Later, people took to Twitter to yell at the paparazzi for disrupting the hot date. People were pissed.

This person made a threat.

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This nun didn't like it.

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Even Nikki Blonsky from the movie "Hairspray" joined in.

Twitter but not

The end.

*Thanks for taking two minutes from you life and also those tweets weren't real xoxo.

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