This is Mickey Rourke. He is some famous person from movies and TV and stuff. I could look it up but honestly it doesn't really matter in relation to this BuzzFeed post. I'll let you guys complain about it/my job in the comments for me.
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Anyway, Mickey and his dog went on a hot date and I'm here to tell you about it.
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The date started at a restaurant because they were probably hungry. Unfortunately, they were rudely interrupted by the paparazzi. Like, who interrupts a date with a dog?
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"Enough." - This dog, probably.
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Fortunately, the awful and invasive paparazzi didn't stop the two from sharing multiple tender moments together.
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"You better eat, b*tch*."
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*Like the Britney Spears song. It's a term of endearment. Also, the dog might be a female AKA a literal bitch. Don't come for me.
In the midst of the madness, they even posted a personal Instagram.
It was real cute.
But alas, the paparazzi made it their mission to tear these two apart.
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"GET A LIFE!!" - They screamed internally.
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Then they finished their meal and it seemed like Mickey and dog had had enough!
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That's when Mickey said: "Take a kayak, paparazzi!"
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And then, almost on demand, the dog peed on them.
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Later, people took to Twitter to yell at the paparazzi for disrupting the hot date. People were pissed.
This person made a threat.
Twitter but not
This nun didn't like it.
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Even Nikki Blonsky from the movie "Hairspray" joined in.
Twitter but not
The end.
*Thanks for taking two minutes from you life and also those tweets weren't real xoxo.
