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25 Times Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Were The Weirdest And Most Chaotic Couple Of 2021

I couldn't look away.

Last year, I deemed Grimes and Elon Musk to be the most chaotic couple of 2020.

Elon Musk and Grimes attend the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala

This year, I give that honor to Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly!

We're just gonna leave this here. #VMAs

Twitter: @enews

Here's a list of the reasons why:

MGK and Megan are sucking tongues

1. Let's start off with a classic, when Megan wore this dress to the 2021 VMAs and revealed the *interesting* reason why.

meghan fox in a skin tight nude illusion outfit

Megan said it's because MGK told her she was "gonna be naked tonight"...

meghan saying he was like, you're gonna be naked tonight

...and she responded approvingly:

meghan saying whatever daddy says

Which, like, OK then.

2. Then there was the other time MGK said "daddy loves you" with a knife emoji and a heart.

a comment that says daddy loves you

Sure. Fine.

3. The time they had this interaction on Instagram about their Airbnb.

4. Any of MGK's deep Twitter thoughts...

why did they teach us cursive in school

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

5. Like this one about grapefruits:

grapefruits are the bitter sister of oranges

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

6. This one about clouds:

do you ever look down at clouds when you’re on a plane and think: “but how”

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

7. And this one about urination:

getting up to pee when you’re in bed sucks.

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

8. Special shoutout to this one about soup:

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

9. When Megan told Fox 5 her nicknames for Machine Gun Kelly were "cookie," "Buddha," and "booby."

They are cuddling on the red carpet

10. Oh, and the other nickname she gave him: "rehab Barbie."

11. The time MGK wore a Megan Fox shirt for his Fallon interview, because that's what couples do apparently.

MGK has a jennifers body face on his shirt

12. The time MGK insisted on carrying Megan into a building surrounded by 100 people.

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

13. Every red carpet where they couldn't keep their hands off each other.

he has her hands on her

14. Like, they were always grabbing each other somewhere.

megan fox is grabbing his crotch

15. The time they wore a pinky nail chain on a red carpet.

they are connected by a chain coming from their pinky

Makes sense!

16. Just, like, this completely "normal" picture of them. Like, who are they even: Rachel and Rick from high school?

17. The time she told the story about when they went to Costa Rica to do ayahuasca in "a proper setting with Indigenous people."

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"You have to vomit a certain amount until they let you get back with everyone else, so you’re like cheering on everyone as they throw up.”

megan fox on kimmel

18. The time MGK commemorated their one-year anniversary of "I love you."

she said ‘i love you’ one year ago today

Twitter: @machinegunkelly

19. When Machine Gun Kelly showed off his vile of Megan's blood he wears around his neck.

20. He told Ellen, "Some people give a handkerchief to their partner. She gave me her DNA."

: o

21. When Megan told GQ that her first words to MGK were "you smell like weed."

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly attend Machine Gun Kelly's UN/DN LAQR Launch Event

22. Then he said, "I am weed," and it became a whole thing.

Twitter: @YoungBlondeDon

23. Every single public make out.

24. That time he dyed his tongue black.

MGK and megan fox making out with his black tongue

And Megan, of course, licked him.

megan is licking his black tongue

25. And last but not least, the time a broom totally upstaged the couple that I never thought could be upstaged.

Which, like, true.

megans comment says it's the broom for me

Until next year!

a closeup on the broom that was int he back of the picture

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