Last year, I deemed Grimes and Elon Musk to be the most chaotic couple of 2020.
This year, I give that honor to Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly!
We're just gonna leave this here. #VMAs
Here's a list of the reasons why:
1. Let's start off with a classic, when Megan wore this dress to the 2021 VMAs and revealed the *interesting* reason why.
Megan said it's because MGK told her she was "gonna be naked tonight"...
...and she responded approvingly:
Which, like, OK then.
2. Then there was the other time MGK said "daddy loves you" with a knife emoji and a heart.
Sure. Fine.
3. The time they had this interaction on Instagram about their Airbnb.
4. Any of MGK's deep Twitter thoughts...
why did they teach us cursive in school
5. Like this one about grapefruits:
grapefruits are the bitter sister of oranges
6. This one about clouds:
do you ever look down at clouds when you’re on a plane and think: “but how”
7. And this one about urination:
getting up to pee when you’re in bed sucks.
8. Special shoutout to this one about soup:
what’s the soup of the day
9. When Megan told Fox 5 her nicknames for Machine Gun Kelly were "cookie," "Buddha," and "booby."
10. Oh, and the other nickname she gave him: "rehab Barbie."
11. The time MGK wore a Megan Fox shirt for his Fallon interview, because that's what couples do apparently.
12. The time MGK insisted on carrying Megan into a building surrounded by 100 people.
good afternoon NYC
13. Every red carpet where they couldn't keep their hands off each other.
14. Like, they were always grabbing each other somewhere.
15. The time they wore a pinky nail chain on a red carpet.
Makes sense!
16. Just, like, this completely "normal" picture of them. Like, who are they even: Rachel and Rick from high school?
17. The time she told the story about when they went to Costa Rica to do ayahuasca in "a proper setting with Indigenous people."
View this video on YouTube
"You have to vomit a certain amount until they let you get back with everyone else, so you’re like cheering on everyone as they throw up.”
18. The time MGK commemorated their one-year anniversary of "I love you."
she said ‘i love you’ one year ago today
19. When Machine Gun Kelly showed off his vile of Megan's blood he wears around his neck.
20. He told Ellen, "Some people give a handkerchief to their partner. She gave me her DNA."
: o
21. When Megan told GQ that her first words to MGK were "you smell like weed."
22. Then he said, "I am weed," and it became a whole thing.
The Notebook we deserved but didn’t get @machinegunkelly @meganfox
23. Every single public make out.
24. That time he dyed his tongue black.
And Megan, of course, licked him.
25. And last but not least, the time a broom totally upstaged the couple that I never thought could be upstaged.
Which, like, true.
Until next year!
