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The 16 Most Random Things Kris Jenner Has Ever Said

Just sayin'.

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Kris Jenner: producer, matriarch and sharter of the Kardashians, is not only the creator of Kim, but also a sayer of weird shit. Here's a collection of things she has said that perfectly some up her motherly aura. You rock never change, Kris. *Sharts*

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I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

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JESUS IS LORD......just sayin'.....

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JUST PRAY PEOPLE....DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU HOW POWERFUL PRAYER REALLY IS??? LISTEN UP AND BE SAVED.....AND PRAY....JUST SAYIN'

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KENDALL AND KYLIE DON'T HAVE TWITTER..END OF STORY. NO TWITTER, DONE. Grounded. God First, Family second,Homework third. no twitter LOL

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Morning Twitterlicious Peeps!Happy Monday hope everyone is working out today At LEAST take a walk.and do something nice for someone today

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My suitcase weighed too much so they made me move 2 things to my purse. I chose my bible and my blowdryer hahaha!! Bible must weigh a lot!

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Kylie Jenner is graduating from the 6th grade tonite!!! Congratulations Kylie We are so proud of you!! You are in Jr. High now woohoo!!

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SEATTLE IS AMAZING!! and corvallis OR AND Grand Rapids and MEXICO!! And The Caribbean! :)

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Don't forget to do some sort of exercise today ya'll!! You will thank me later LOL!!! And take your supplements...you will feel energized!

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And while u r at it enjoy a little martini and rossi sparkling rose ..it's pink! Tell someone u love to get a mamogram!

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Good morning dolls!! On my way to the gym, whats everyone doing for a workout today? Lets get moving come on!! Just do something...

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The moment of panic when u discover your Blackberry has fallen into the ocean, but then u recover because u realize u still have an Iphone!

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Hey dolls! What does it mean when your lip randomly swells up like crazy??!!!

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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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