Martha Stewart has had somewhat of an iconic quarantine.
She's been zipping around her lawnmower.
Chilling with her "detainees" drinking Martha-ritas.
And in general, just posting random nonsense.
Party!
But apparently quarantine is starting to get to Martha judging from a recent Instagram caption.
She's horny, y'all.
Martha posted a run of the mill video of her pounding chicken.
Nothing unusual.
Nothing weird.
But the caption to this video is what really caught my attention:
WHAT.
Martha!!!!
Honestly, I can't blame her. I feel that!!!
Eventually, the caption was edited, but the original will live on forever.
