Martha Stewart Accidentally Posted An Extremely Sexual Instagram Caption About Chicken And I Guess She's Really Horny, Y'all
I'm worried about you, girl.
Martha Stewart has had somewhat of an iconic quarantine.
She's been zipping around her lawnmower.
Martha's Instagram / Via buzzfeed.com
Chilling with her "detainees" drinking Martha-ritas.
And in general, just posting random nonsense.
Party!
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But apparently quarantine is starting to get to Martha judging from a recent Instagram caption.
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She's horny, y'all.
Martha posted a run of the mill video of her pounding chicken.
Nothing unusual.
Nothing weird.
But the caption to this video is what really caught my attention:
Instagram / Via Twitter: @Sweet985
WHAT.
Instagram / Via Twitter: @Sweet985
Martha!!!!
Martha
Honestly, I can't blame her. I feel that!!!
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Eventually, the caption was edited, but the original will live on forever.
