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    Man Tries To Make A Baby With A Horse, Obviously Fails

    Dear God.

    Introducing Andrew Mendoza.

    Andrew was arrested in Texas for having sex with a horse. That's bad and all, but this account is far more horrifying.

    Here's what he told the Wharton County Sheriff's Office:

    "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time."

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    The end. Bye humanity!

    (Via The Smoking Gun)

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