1. Anything that made you look like an alien from Planet Pube Head.
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2. Greasy raccoon eye guyliner.
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3. Spikey gelled hair accessorized with a collection of gum-ball machine necklaces.
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4. So many gum-ball machine necklaces.
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5. Giant-ass 9th grade Homecoming dad ties.
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6. Exposed tit.
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7. Barely tinted tiny baby sunglasses.
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8. Male crop tops, a shit ton of leather, and bellybutton tats.
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9. Items of clothing that simply looked heavy.
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10. Anything that just looked cheap.
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11. A fuck ton of embroidery.
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12. Just, like, hating yourself.
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13. More tinted doll-sized sunglasses.
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14. Any outfit that you can essentially "smell" just by looking at.
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15. Just lots and lots of shirts.
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16. The breige (beige/grey) look.
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17. Chic "straight from the farm, just churned the butter" vests.
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18. The fresh moist spray tan look.
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19. Pooped collars.
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20. Just, like, looking wet.
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21. Whatever is happening here.
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22. The "I couldn't tie my bowtie because mom wasn't around" look.
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23. Coordinating scarves, ties, and ascots.
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24. Literal straps of facial hair.
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25. And twinks*.
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*JUST KIDDING!!!! Twinks have always been in. The vest, not so much anymore.
