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Chris Pratt Is Turning Into A Bear Daddy And Frankly, I'm Shivering

Very nice!

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A bird? A plane? Blake Lively being attacked by a gigantic problematic shark? Nope! It's Chris Pratt, uh doy. You clicked on this knowing what you were gonna get, and you are going to get that!


So, in case you didn't know, in the homosexual male community some guys are given animal names because we're weird and primal or something. I asked my secret gay chat group what we would call Chris Pratt and here were their answers: