Yesterday, Disney unveiled new character posters for their live-action Little Mermaid movie.
It was, uh, interesting.
This is Sebastian:
This is Scuttle:
And...WARNING...this is Flounder:
The poor fish was roasted to oblivion.
But seriously, what did they do to our little boy?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS https://t.co/Gw4z5KXAeZ
People said he looked like Steve Buscemi.
Flounder kinda looks like steve buscemi idk https://t.co/OEhSHJM3hX
They made Ozempic jokes.
they put flounder on ozempic too nobody is safe https://t.co/F33oHhp8pj
The poor thing was accused of getting buccal fat removal!
Poor Flounder was convinced to do buccal fat removal. https://t.co/OA54eVTtnO
The Southlake Police Department called it a legit crime.
Yes this is a crime- we’re just trying to find out which one https://t.co/2lgQAYAuic
It's a mess.
h e l p https://t.co/X7YgfYP3RO
It's funny how people were freaking out about Ariel when THIS is the real issue on our hands.
I can’t believe there are still people pressed about a POC Ariel when THIS is the real problem 😭 https://t.co/tvHsLwOVre
Anyway, it's all ridiculous.
He's seen some things. https://t.co/0sNPH5Ggzs
And now it's all pretty hysterical.
I Yassified Flounder as is needed https://t.co/P8KyyrfSlV
From calling him a "washing machine survivor"...
he looks like a washing machine survivor https://t.co/otH4XiqcjQ
...to comparing him to an old guy born in the '60s.
he looks like an old guy born in the 60s https://t.co/bqaIEZ0IVk
Flounder is a whole-ass mood.
Oh no....this fish has seen things... https://t.co/p6Z7gQAjV7
He is me.
why are his eyes begging for death https://t.co/4CcmLHNv1R
Ultimately, he may have deserved a bit better or at least eyes that don't scream "get me out of here."
I FEEL SO BAD THAT HE LOOKS SO AWFUL HE'S JUST A LIL FISHY HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG flounder deserved better than this https://t.co/pPga4DhCC7
But whatever, I'm low-key obsessed with this skinny lil' fish screaming out for help.
when the edible hits https://t.co/cPZpfI6fNW