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Be Honest: Would You Bone An M&M?

BE HONEST.

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Is it weird I've always wanted to fuck the Green M&M?

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I'd fuck the life out of the green m&m

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  1. Let's settle this once and for all: Would you fuck an M&M?

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    Absolutely.
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    Hell no.
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    I already have
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    I'm about to book an Airbnb for a marathon fuck-sesh.
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    I'd let them melt in my mouth, and, hell, I'd return the favor, too.
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    “M&M Orgy” is now at the top of my bucket list.
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    Ms. Green won't be the only thing melting...my dick/vag will be, too.
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    Remember that old M&M Christmas commercial? "They do exist!"? Yeah, well so does my desire to fuck that gorgeous chocolate.
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    That crispy shell is going to be soggy with love when we finish.
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    I would prefer me and Ms. Green wait till marriage.
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    Hell yeah! Who's got my lube?!
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    I'm more of a Mr. Yellow person. He's husband material and good with his hands.
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    Only if Mr. Red can join ;)
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    It's Valentine's Day and I'm alone again. Suddenly, a knock on the door. Who could it be? No one cares about me. This is my second Valentine's Day in a row with no date. It's been so lonely since Laura left.
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    I peek through the window and spy a familiar green glow. Could it be? Is this real? It's my co-worker from the plant, Ms. Green. She asks to come in. "S-sure," I stammer.
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    "I heard you didn't have a date for tonight, so I thought I thought maybe I could be yours...but just for tonight."
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    I begin to sweat. "I brought something for you, babe," Green says seductively as she removes an enormous dildo from her bag.
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    Let's just say Ms. Green won't be the only thing coming out of her shell.
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    Sure, why not?
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Let's settle this once and for all: Would you fuck an M&M?
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    Absolutely.
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    Hell no.
  3.  
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    I already have
  4.  
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    I'm about to book an Airbnb for a marathon fuck-sesh.
  5.  
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    I'd let them melt in my mouth, and, hell, I'd return the favor, too.
  6.  
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    “M&M Orgy” is now at the top of my bucket list.
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    Ms. Green won't be the only thing melting...my dick/vag will be, too.
  8.  
    vote votes
    Remember that old M&M Christmas commercial? "They do exist!"? Yeah, well so does my desire to fuck that gorgeous chocolate.
  9.  
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    That crispy shell is going to be soggy with love when we finish.
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    I would prefer me and Ms. Green wait till marriage.
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    Hell yeah! Who's got my lube?!
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    I'm more of a Mr. Yellow person. He's husband material and good with his hands.
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    Only if Mr. Red can join ;)
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    It's Valentine's Day and I'm alone again. Suddenly, a knock on the door. Who could it be? No one cares about me. This is my second Valentine's Day in a row with no date. It's been so lonely since Laura left.
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    I peek through the window and spy a familiar green glow. Could it be? Is this real? It's my co-worker from the plant, Ms. Green. She asks to come in. "S-sure," I stammer.
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    "I heard you didn't have a date for tonight, so I thought I thought maybe I could be yours...but just for tonight."
  17.  
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    I begin to sweat. "I brought something for you, babe," Green says seductively as she removes an enormous dildo from her bag.
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    Let's just say Ms. Green won't be the only thing coming out of her shell.
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    Sure, why not?
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