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Be Honest: Would You Bone An M&M?

BE HONEST.

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Is it weird I've always wanted to fuck the Green M&M?

I'd fuck the life out of the green m&m

  1. Let's settle this once and for all: Would you fuck an M&M?

    Absolutely.
    Hell no.
    I already have
    I'm about to book an Airbnb for a marathon fuck-sesh.
    I'd let them melt in my mouth, and, hell, I'd return the favor, too.
    “M&M Orgy” is now at the top of my bucket list.
    Ms. Green won't be the only thing melting...my dick/vag will be, too.
    Remember that old M&M Christmas commercial? "They do exist!"? Yeah, well so does my desire to fuck that gorgeous chocolate.
    That crispy shell is going to be soggy with love when we finish.
    I would prefer me and Ms. Green wait till marriage.
    Hell yeah! Who's got my lube?!
    I'm more of a Mr. Yellow person. He's husband material and good with his hands.
    Only if Mr. Red can join ;)
    It's Valentine's Day and I'm alone again. Suddenly, a knock on the door. Who could it be? No one cares about me. This is my second Valentine's Day in a row with no date. It's been so lonely since Laura left.
    I peek through the window and spy a familiar green glow. Could it be? Is this real? It's my co-worker from the plant, Ms. Green. She asks to come in. "S-sure," I stammer.
    "I heard you didn't have a date for tonight, so I thought I thought maybe I could be yours...but just for tonight."
    I begin to sweat. "I brought something for you, babe," Green says seductively as she removes an enormous butt dildo from her bag.
    Let's just say Ms. Green won't be the only thing coming out of her shell.
    Sure, why not?

Be Honest: Would You Bone An M&M?

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Let's settle this once and for all: Would you fuck an M&M?
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    Absolutely.
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    Hell no.
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    I already have
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    I'm about to book an Airbnb for a marathon fuck-sesh.
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    I'd let them melt in my mouth, and, hell, I'd return the favor, too.
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    “M&M Orgy” is now at the top of my bucket list.
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    Ms. Green won't be the only thing melting...my dick/vag will be, too.
  8.  
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    Remember that old M&M Christmas commercial? "They do exist!"? Yeah, well so does my desire to fuck that gorgeous chocolate.
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    That crispy shell is going to be soggy with love when we finish.
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    I would prefer me and Ms. Green wait till marriage.
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    Hell yeah! Who's got my lube?!
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    I'm more of a Mr. Yellow person. He's husband material and good with his hands.
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    Only if Mr. Red can join ;)
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    It's Valentine's Day and I'm alone again. Suddenly, a knock on the door. Who could it be? No one cares about me. This is my second Valentine's Day in a row with no date. It's been so lonely since Laura left.
  15.  
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    I peek through the window and spy a familiar green glow. Could it be? Is this real? It's my co-worker from the plant, Ms. Green. She asks to come in. "S-sure," I stammer.
  16.  
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    "I heard you didn't have a date for tonight, so I thought I thought maybe I could be yours...but just for tonight."
  17.  
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    I begin to sweat. "I brought something for you, babe," Green says seductively as she removes an enormous butt dildo from her bag.
  18.  
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    Let's just say Ms. Green won't be the only thing coming out of her shell.
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    Sure, why not?

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