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Kim Kardashian Built An Entire "Mini-Town" In Her Backyard And It's Actually Very, Very Cool

As an adult, I am actually so, so jealous.

In case you didn't know, I am completely and totally fascinated with the death hole that is Kim Kardashian's house.

Kim's house features hyper minimalist decor that is mostly white and neutral tones

That cold, dark lair is my obsession.

A long, white empty hallway

We've gotten a glimpse into her kid's playroom before, which is awesome.

A neutral toned room filled with toys like mini rocking horses and stuffed animals
Kim Kardashian/ Instagram: @kimkardashian

There's toys set up in stadium seating.

Kim Kardashian/ Instagram: @kimkardashian

A color-coded LEGO drawer:

Kim Kardashian/ Instagram: @kimkardashian

And bins and bins full of arts & craft supplies:

Kim Kardashian/ Instagram: @kimkardashian

It's basically a perfectly stocked first-grade classroom.

Kim Kardashian/ Instagram: @kimkardashian

And it's definitely a brief respite from the abandoned museum vibe she has going on in the other parts of the house.

But now Kim has gone above and beyond.

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I thought the childhood dream was one of these:

A kids playhouse

I was wrong.

A whole town featuring a KKW Beauty store and a diner
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Kim has built this in her backyard.

Juliano / X17online.com

Yes, an entire little town.

Juliano / X17online.com

It’s apparently called Lil’ Hidden Hills (a play on the name of the gated community they live in).

An archway to the town that says "Lil Hidden Hills"
Juliano / X17online.com

There's a KKW Beauty Shop:

Juliano / X17online.com

The West Diner:

The diner is painted to look retro
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An ice cream castle:

The roof is painted with sprinkles
Juliano / X17online.com

A firehouse:

The front of a firetruck peeks out from the firehouse
Juliano / X17online.com

She has little streetlights:

Juliano / X17online.com

There's an "ATM":

The "ATM" has a logo that says "West Financial Group"
Juliano / X17online.com

And you see that there?

Juliano / X17online.com

Yes, there's even a little Starbucks.

Juliano / X17online.com

Not gonna lie, 7-year-old and 33-year-old me are completely jealous.

Juliano / X17online.com

These kids have playhouses nicer than my actual one.

The multi-storied playhouse has two slides
Juliano / X17online.com

Bye!

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