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23 Pictures Kim Kardashian Probably Wants Deleted From The Internet

Ah yes, 2007, what a time.

1. Cowabunga dudettes.

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2. Once upon a time there was a girl named Kimberly.

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3. Kimberly's hair was always perfectly poofed, bumpit to the Gods!

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4. She was always poised and posed, anything to get the attention of a camera.

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5. Strike a pose, Kim. The people are (not) watching...yet.

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6. Kimberly was a girl of the clubs. A photo meant press. Press meant possible fame. The possibilities were endless.

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7. She went to only the most exclusive premiers, like Entourage.

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8. She also went to the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac.

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9. She went to basically any red carpet event she was invited. No event was beneath her.

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10. "Notice me! Notice me!," she screamed internally.

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11. Her mentor was a woman named Paris Hilton.

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12. She was always clutching Paris Hilton, like a baby to a teet.

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Seriously, CLUTCHING.

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13. "Clean my closet, Kimberly." - Paris probably said.

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14. One time Kimberly even went to one of those trashy boardwalk shops that sell "Fuck You!" shirts to pretend to buy something. Anything for attention.

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15. Then there was her mother, Kris. She was kind of obsessed with Kimberly becoming famous.

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16. "SMILE KIMBERLY, YOU POS." - Kris probably said.

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17. One time she even nearly choked her out.

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18. Eventually Kimberly was able to ditch Paris.

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19. The camera now looked for her and her only. Just look how excited she was when she saw the paparazzi. They were actually following her now.

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"Hi, paparazzi, it's me Kimberly!!!!!!!"

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20. So, eventually, Kimberly perfected her signature pose: The peace sign.

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21. She changed her name to "Kim."

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22. And then ended up in the oval office trying to MAGA with Trump.

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The end.

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