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    50 Kim Kardashian Tweets From 10 Years Ago That Seem Like They're From Another Dimension

    "Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!" —Kim Kardashian, 2010.

    From about 2009 to early 2012, Kim Kardashian would tweet the most random shit.

    Kim Kardashian holding a newspaper

    We're talking every little stream of consciousness, and honestly, I miss this kind of internet!

    The Kardashians in a garden

    So, because Kim is one of the only celebrities who hasn't wiped her socials, these tweets live on. Here are 50 of my favorites...

    Kim Kardashian holding a hot dog

    1. This tweet about a smoking baby:

    This 2 year old smoking baby in Indonesia is just disturbing. Is this legal?

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    2. This tweet about her pickle revelation:

    Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    3. This tweet about Kris Humphries:

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    4. This tweet about a random woman at a hotel:

    Some woman at this hotel just came up 2 me said..."U look so much better alive" What is that supposed 2 mean?

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    5. This tweet about Nicole Richie reminding Kim of her jeep:

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    6. This tweet about her foot falling asleep:

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    7. This tweet about her being able to smell cavities:

    i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    8. This other tweet about her smelling cavities:

    i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    9. And this other tweet about her smelling cavities:

    Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.

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    10. This tweet about American accents:

    Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    11. This tweet about Germany:

    I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    12. This inspirational tweet:

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    13. This tweet about her fear of actually liking olives:

    Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn't changing,I don't wanna like olives

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    14. This tweet about buttons:

    I like the feeling of having buttons to press, not just a touch screen

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    15. This tweet about peanuts:

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    16. This tweet about her blowdrying all of her jewelry:

    Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    17. This tweet about her "humpkin":

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    18. This tweet about fairy tales:

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    19. This tweet about starting a Bible study group:

    I want to start a bible study group with my friends!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    20. This tweet about surfing:

    i just surfed the day away...caught a good old radical wave off the coast of bermuda. tubular right dudes?

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    21. This other tweet about surfing:

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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    22. This tweet about gay bar time:

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    23. This tweet about leaving plastic bottles in cars:

    Don't drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    24. This tweet about SMH:

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    25. This tweet about being naked right now:

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    26. This tweet where we we found out her love for seet potatoe:

    Happy Thanksgiving twitterfam! Let the cooking begin! I'm starting with my seet potatoe souffle! yummy!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    27. This tweet about her tooth falling out:

    OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    28. This tweet about her watching the Discovery Channel:

    Watching. Discovery Channel "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" It is so hard 2 believe they didn't know they were pregnant until delivery! Crazy

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    29. This tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

    I am on a plane right now! Love that I have internet access! So cool!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    30. This other tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

    I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!

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    31. This tweet about her threatening to order Rosetta Stone:

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    32. This tweet about her angry grandma:

    My grandma won't let me tweet during breakfast! Gotta go! xo

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    33. This tweet about doctors:

    How come Dr's never get sick when they see sick people every day!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    34. This tweet about dental care:

    I read that If u don't take care of your teeth then u live 6 years less than expected. Lots of disease lives in your mouth!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    35. This tweet about dinosaurs:

    I think I had a dream about Dinosaur's last night. LOL

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    36. This tweet about Black Friday sucking:

    i dont know bout where u guys livebut out here Black Friday sucked! None of the good stuff was on sale!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    37. This tweet about quotes:

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    38. This tweet with a quote she loves:

    "Seeing isnt believing, believing is seeing" -little elf in The Santa Clause

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    39. This tweet about Khloé's soft tongue:

    don't you think @khloekardashian is the softest tongue... When she licks my back I get goose bumps all over... Want a twit pic?

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    40. This tweet about her going to Walmart:

    We just got our tree! It's beautiful! Just leaving Walmart now, got amazing ornaments & lights there!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    41. This tweet about Fergie calling her the brunette Marilyn Monroe:

    Fergie just told me I look like the brunette Marilyn Monroe!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    42. This tweet about her watching Maury:

    Watching paternity tests on Maury! So scandalous!!!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    43. This tweet about her Blackberry:

    I die 4 my blackberry & BBM, so I'm team blackberry for life!!!! But might have a little fun with an iphone for the games & cute things ;-)

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    44. This tweet of her talking about iPhones:

    Still haven't set up my iphone yet...I don't have the heart to yet. LOL its already too complicated. I will next year!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    45. This tweet about legendary vocalist Celine Dion:

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    46. This tweet about her nickname "Kimbo":

    Everytime I win a game of solitaire online I register my name as Kimbo just for you @BrittGastineau LOL

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    47. This tweet about identical twins:

    Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    48. This tweet about her watching TCAP:

    I'm watching MSNBC "How to Catch a Predator". This is disgusting that these grown men seek out these young girls! Has anyone seen this show?

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    49. This Olive Juice tweet:

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    50. And last but not least...

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