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Why "Home Alone" Is The Most Fucked-Up Movie Ever

We need to talk about Kevin.

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On the outside, Home Alone is about a boy who has to defend his house from two criminals after being left behind on a family trip. But let's cut the shit. Kevin wasn't trying to save his house. He was trying to kill two men. Kevin takes pleasure in other people's pain. He is a sadist.

Kevin makes a plan to kill the intruders. He sets up booby traps throughout his house. This is not the work of an innocent child. This is the work of a trained killer.

Then, just then, Kevin calls the cops. If Kevin wasn't a sadistic little monster, he would have just done it in the first place. But nope, he wanted them dead.

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