I woke up this morning feeling fabulous and fresh.

I wasn't thinking about Kendall Jenner.

I had zero thoughts about cucumbers.

But that was immediately shattered when I went online and saw everyone freaking out about Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber.
Kendall Jenner trying to chop a cucumber is the most ABSURD thing I’ve ever seen I cannot believe it
Seriously.
Nothing unsettled me more than Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber
There were so many tweets.
just learned that kendall jenner doesn’t know how to slice a cucumber
There were memes.
Kendall Jenner cutting that cucumber was just
There were questions.
@KendallJenner why do you cut cucumbers like that
Apparently, it was a life-changing clip.
The clip of Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber will live in my memories forever.
"Well, this is how today is gonna go," I thought to myself.

So, I got to work, aka looking up this cucumber vid everyone was talking about.

And here, I found it:
The way Kendall Jenner cut that cucumber will haunt me
As you can tell, something is completely off about her hand positioning.
Kendall Jenner trying to cut a fcking cucumber is the most tragic thing I’ve ever witnessed #TheKardashians
Just...why?

Like, why are her hands crossed?
I just saw Kendall Jenner attempt to cut a cucumber on the Kardashians and girl why you holding it like that 😭
But yeah, the outrage is really funny to me.
anytime you feel like you're bad at doing something, watch kendall jenner chop a cucumber😭
Sometimes it's the little things that get you through the day, and sometimes those little things are Kendall Jenner not knowing how to cut a cucumber.
Just saw how kendall jenner holds and cuts a cucumber and i am outraged
Anyway, now you know that Kendall Jenner doesn't know how to cut a cucumber.

Do what you will with that information.
