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People Are Freaking Out Over The Way Kendall Jenner Cuts Cucumbers — Like, They're Calling It The Most Absurd Thing They've Ever Seen

Kendall and cucumbers apparently don't mix.

I woke up this morning feeling fabulous and fresh.

I wasn't thinking about Kendall Jenner.

Kendall in a Pepsi commercial

I had zero thoughts about cucumbers.

A woman holding produce

But that was immediately shattered when I went online and saw everyone freaking out about Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber.

Kendall Jenner trying to chop a cucumber is the most ABSURD thing I’ve ever seen I cannot believe it

Twitter: @xtinewyss


Nothing unsettled me more than Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber

Twitter: @omgalexx

There were so many tweets.

just learned that kendall jenner doesn’t know how to slice a cucumber

Twitter: @harryhateskale

There were memes.

Kendall Jenner cutting that cucumber was just

Twitter: @_maribel18

There were questions.

@KendallJenner why do you cut cucumbers like that

Twitter: @goghwild

Apparently, it was a life-changing clip.

The clip of Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber will live in my memories forever.

Twitter: @thats_tru_

"Well, this is how today is gonna go," I thought to myself.

A woman looking depressed at her computer

So, I got to work, aka looking up this cucumber vid everyone was talking about.

And here, I found it:

The way Kendall Jenner cut that cucumber will haunt me

Hulu/ Twitter: @badtasticb

As you can tell, something is completely off about her hand positioning.

Kendall Jenner trying to cut a fcking cucumber is the most tragic thing I’ve ever witnessed #TheKardashians

Hulu/ Twitter: @SophieScribbles


Like, why are her hands crossed?

I just saw Kendall Jenner attempt to cut a cucumber on the Kardashians and girl why you holding it like that 😭

Hulu/ Twitter: @ivjmyg

But yeah, the outrage is really funny to me.

anytime you feel like you're bad at doing something, watch kendall jenner chop a cucumber😭

Twitter: @gorgeyhunmix

Sometimes it's the little things that get you through the day, and sometimes those little things are Kendall Jenner not knowing how to cut a cucumber.

Just saw how kendall jenner holds and cuts a cucumber and i am outraged

Twitter: @solosonglou

Anyway, now you know that Kendall Jenner doesn't know how to cut a cucumber.

Do what you will with that information.