Kelly Ripa Is Defending Mark Consuelos's Bulge After Posting A Picture Of It

    Kelly Ripa, an ally to us all.

    Professional Mark Consuelos thirst trap photo taker, Kelly Ripa, is back in the news again.

    Bless her soul.

    This time it's for a photo she *casually* posted in a carousel of family Halloween pictures.

    After nine photos of witches and goblins and shit, Kelly dropped this picture of Mark:

    Mark Consuelos posing in an law enforcement costume next to a man wearing a similar outfit

    Well...

    Mark Consuelos posing in an law enforcement costume next to a man wearing a similar outfit

    SAME.

    Three women sitting on a couch, with a Christmas tree in the background, blowing kisses

    The comments are, to say it lightly, aggressive.

    "Omg, your husband's basket"

    "Jesus Mark!!!"

    Jesus Mark!!!

    "Meow Mark."

    Meow Mark, lucky girl!

    "Saved the best for last!"

    Saved the best for last!

    And the simple: "Mark had some tight pants there!"

    Mark had some tight pants on there

    Horny suburban women (and me) really turned out for this one!

    All i can say is you are one lucky woman

    And now Mark has weighed in:

    Full disclosure, I believe that's definitely a shadow that's causing that bulging effect

    And Kelly begged to differ:

    ummm baby are you seeing shadows

    Shadows? This detective says otherwise.

    elderly woman with a magnifying glass looking at a laptop

    Anyway, keep up the great work Kelly!