1.
"BRAYDEN, JADEN, KAYDEN: GET IN THE CAR NOW!!!"
2.
"It's chilly out here I should have brought my pashmina."
3.
"Don't step in the pile!"
4.
"The fries I make taste just like McDonald's"
5.
"Can you just wait in line while I go and grab something..."
6.
"Well, this is your mistake, I THINK I SHOULD GET SOMETHING FOR FREE!"
8.
"You know I'm not gonna be here forever!"
9.
"You know every God damn word to these songs, but you can't pass a test!"
10.
"Why is my son on the BENCH???"
11.
"YOU just lost a customer!"
12.
"What do you mean the coupon is expired? WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?"
14.
"Sometimes i just call it Tar-shay, just to be funny."
15.
"Did you hear about Sandra's kid?"
16.
"2pm? Looks like It's wine o'clock"
17.
"This got tofu in it?"
18.
"Is this Daughtry? TURN IT UP!"
19.
"Excuse me, we have plenty of food. Look in the fridge."
20.
"You forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer."
21.
*Yells first name followed by middle name*
22.
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it!!!"
