Earlier this summer a group of teens "what are those'd" me for wearing platform Tevas.

I swore I'd never "what are those" someone because 1) I'm not 14 years old and 2) I would never want someone to feel the way I felt.
But I'm sorry, I have to do it.
What.

Are.

Those.

I feel like a broken ankle just looking at them.

Now hopefully this doesn't catch on and become the new vaping.

Be careful out there.
