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    Justin Bieber Has "Hover Shoes" And They Give Me Anxiety

    This can't be safe.

    Earlier this summer a group of teens "what are those'd" me for wearing platform Tevas.

    I swore I'd never "what are those" someone because 1) I'm not 14 years old and 2) I would never want someone to feel the way I felt.

    But I'm sorry, I have to do it.

    What.

    Are.

    Those.

    I feel like a broken ankle just looking at them.

    Now hopefully this doesn't catch on and become the new vaping.

    Be careful out there.