Earlier this summer a group of teens "what are those'd" me for wearing platform Tevas.
I swore I'd never "what are those" someone because 1) I'm not 14 years old and 2) I would never want someone to feel the way I felt.
But I'm sorry, I have to do it.
I feel like a broken ankle just looking at them.
Now hopefully this doesn't catch on and become the new vaping.