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Zac Efron's New Wax Figure's Facial Hair Looks Like Pubes

An investigation.

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*You just ran into someone on the street that you met last week that you never thought you'd ever see again voice*

Oh hi there, look what we have here! How cool! There is a new Zac Efron wax figure in Madame Tussauds in Berlin.

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So fun!

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Very neat and festive!

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But zoom in on that woman's eyes and you can FEEL her uneasiness.

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She's looking at his face.

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Now zoom.

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FURTHER.

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That shit looks like pubes!

So, I did what anyone does. I googled "pubes for facial hair" because I love knowledge and am a monster.

The results were: Sad.

Then I realized that I am a gross dumpster, so I Googled pictures of Joe Dirt because his facial hair reminded me that Zac Efron wax figure.

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And yeah, that's my journey. That's what I do on the internet.

~If your mustache looks like pubes~ ~shave it off my dudes~

The end.

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