1. Tip 1: Sunscreen.
2. Lots of sunscreen.
3. DON’T MISS A SPOT. You’ll regret it.
4. Tip 2: Free your mind,
5. stretch it out,
6. let it be.
7. Tip 3: ALWAYS do the sting ray shuffle.
8. Or else…
9. Tip 4: Bucket hats and Crocs. Don’t stress over the little things.
10. Tip 5: Seagulls will eat your food. Watch out for them.
11. Tip 6: Try out a new hairstyle.
A blowout, perhaps?
12. Tip 7: Don’t give a fuck.
- The death toll from Oakland's warehouse party fire has risen to 24. Officials still need to search 80% of the building.
- Obama's student loan forgiveness efforts will likely cost taxpayers tens of billions of dollars more than expected 👀💵
- The far-right candidate in Austria's election has lost the presidential race in a defeat for the global populist movement.
- "Saturday Night Live" spoofed Donald Trump retweeting weird people, just like the real president-elect 📱😂