1. Tip 1: Sunscreen.
2. Lots of sunscreen.
3. DON’T MISS A SPOT. You’ll regret it.
4. Tip 2: Free your mind,
5. stretch it out,
6. let it be.
7. Tip 3: ALWAYS do the sting ray shuffle.
8. Or else…
9. Tip 4: Bucket hats and Crocs. Don’t stress over the little things.
10. Tip 5: Seagulls will eat your food. Watch out for them.
11. Tip 6: Try out a new hairstyle.
A blowout, perhaps?
12. Tip 7: Don’t give a fuck.
- The US Department of Justice will keep defending Muslims under Donald Trump, top Obama administration officials said Monday.
- Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has for the first time said that she backs proposals for a partial ban on burqas.
- The UK prison service is suppressing evidence of corruption among its guards, fueling violence behind bars.
- Nordstrom is selling a stone wrapped in a leather case for $85 and people are…confused ⁉️😂