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7 Simple Summer Vacation Tips From Jack Nicholson

No one does summer like Jack Nicholson does summer. NO ONE.

Tip 1: Sunscreen.

Lots of sunscreen.

DON'T MISS A SPOT. You'll regret it.

Tip 2: Free your mind,

stretch it out,

let it be.

Tip 3: ALWAYS do the sting ray shuffle.

Or else...

Tip 4: Bucket hats and Crocs. Don't stress over the little things.

Tip 5: Seagulls will eat your food. Watch out for them.

Tip 6: Try out a new hairstyle.

Tip 7: Don't give a fuck.