1. Tip 1: Sunscreen.
2. Lots of sunscreen.
3. DON’T MISS A SPOT. You’ll regret it.
4. Tip 2: Free your mind,
5. stretch it out,
6. let it be.
7. Tip 3: ALWAYS do the sting ray shuffle.
8. Or else…
9. Tip 4: Bucket hats and Crocs. Don’t stress over the little things.
10. Tip 5: Seagulls will eat your food. Watch out for them.
11. Tip 6: Try out a new hairstyle.
A blowout, perhaps?
12. Tip 7: Don’t give a fuck.
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.