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Updated on Apr 5, 2019. Posted on Apr 1, 2019

20 Things People Who Work At McDonald's Really, REALLY Need You To Know

LISTEN UP!

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FIRST OF ALL...

1. THE...

...ICE CREAM MACHINE...

...IS...

...ACTUALLY, TRULY, REALLY, HONEST TO GOD: BROKEN.

So don't get pissed when they say it isn't working.

When the ice cream machine is not working and the customer rolls their eyes like it's your fault #mcdonaldsproblems

2. This may sound obvious, but people, CLEAN UP after yourself.

3. Follow this mantra.

4. And whatever you do, don't ever, EVER, say this:

If you walk into a retail store, make a mess & fail to clean it up simply bc the workers "get paid to clean" you're the devil and a heathen

5. Ordering a Happy Meal is more than just "I want a Happy Meal."

When u have asked the customer 4 times what kinda Happy Meal they want and they just keep sayin 'yes'

6. This isn't "Mind-reader-Donald's."

7. There are options, people.

8. Many, many options, so think about them!

I hate putting in happy meal orders because I have to walk the customers through them. “What kind of happy meal?” “For a boy or a girl?” “Apple slices or gogurt?” “What for the drink?” “Any sauce for these nuggets?” *Repeat for all 5 happy meals in the order*

9. And while we're at it, PAY ATTENTION.

10. PLEASE.

11. And SPEAK UP.

12. I mean, these people have been up since 3 a.m.

13. Your problem probably isn't the cashier's fault.

THINGS THAT ARE NOT A CASHIER'S FAULT: - STORE POLICIES - STORE PRICES - UR CREDIT CARD DECLINING - UR EXPIRED COUPON - UR SHIT ASS MOOD

14. I mean, the cashier knows what they're doing.

15. And, by the way, you aren't being double-charged.

“I SAW YOU SWIPE MY CARD TWICE SO YOU BETTER NOT DOUBLE CHARGE ME” If you just use your brain you might come to realize that I had to swipe it twice because it didn’t charge you the first time

16. Also, just, like, know what you're ordering.

17. While we're at it, McDonald's is not Burger King:

*customer comes in with a coupon for something like a 10-nugget and small fry from BK* Me: I’m sorry this coupon is for Burger King, we can’t accept it Dc: but you guys sell nuggets and fries, don’t you?? Me: 😑🤦‍♀️😩

18. Yes, there are Big Macs.

“Do y’all still have Big Macs?” Me: do we still have the sandwich that is basically named after the restaurant chain? Yes. We do.

19. And no, your answer isn't actually an answer.

Me: "Would you like mayo or salsa?" Customer: "Yes" #McDonaldsProblems

20. Lastly, just in case you need to be reminded:

For the people in the back: