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Adam Levine Is The Definition Of "Hot Douche"

A study.

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Hot douche (n): A man or woman that is attractive and a bit of a d-bag. See also: Adam Levine.

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In an interview with Details magazine, this is what Adam Levine said about yoga. READ THIS.

"You know what yoga's good for?" Adam Levine asks, pausing in mid-thought as he discusses his healthful lifestyle. He draws to his feet, balances in the private jet's narrow aisle, points at his crotch, and thrusts his pelvis like a porn star. "I'll tell you what yoga is good for: Fuuuu-k-ing," he chimes, in a singsong falsetto, then laughs.

And he also said something about Michelle Kwan?

"I love attention. I can't stand not having it. It just has to be the right kind. To do what you love, to be with the people you love? That's all I want. That's the 'kwan.'"

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This is what Adam said about loving women:

"There's two kinds of men," Levine posits. "There are men who are f-cking misogynist pigs, and then there are men who just really love women, who think they're the most amazing people in the world. And that's me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much."

On being naked:

"I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often have to be told by the people around me that it's inappropriate to be as naked as I am. But I live in California, where it's always warm, so why not?"

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This is what he said about planes:

"I hate flying," Levine says. "Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work."

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