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In Case You Haven't Noticed, 2018 Is Basically 2003

OK but an Xtina/Britney duet should finally happen. THERE I SAID IT.

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1. After temporarily retiring and taking up a career as an Oreo salesperson, Christina Aguilera is (apparently and FINALLY) releasing new music this year.

2. Britney Spears is going on a world tour.

3. And Entertainment Tonight are trying to reignite a Christina vs. Britney feud.

4. Shania Twain just released her (gorgeous) first new album in 15 years.

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5. Will & Grace is back on.

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6. Queer Eye, too.

7. Star Wars is back in theaters.

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8. Von Dutch hats are in style again.

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9. People are shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch.

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10. There are Juicy Couture ads all over New York City.

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11. Trading Spaces is coming back in April which means Trading Spaces marathons will once again consume your weekends.

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12. Dan Brown has another book out (aka another sequel to The Da Vinci Code).

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13. Kelly Clarkson and Pink are nominated for Grammys.

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14. The iconic and criminally underrated N64 game, Mario Tennis, is being released on Nintendo Switch.

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15. Avril Lavigne is releasing a new album this year.

16. Mandy Moore made her acting debut in 2003 in A Walk To Remember...

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...and in 2018, Mandy is still acting on This Is Us.

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17. Hilary Duff is starring in an addictive basic cable TV show.

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18. Jessica Simpson is still making "Is this chicken or is this fish?!" jokes

19. Beyoncé and Jay-Z relationship/life continues to be a total enigma.

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20. Mariah Carey is aging in reverse. She looks 12.

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21. That's So Raven premiered in 2003. A new season of Raven's Home will come out sometime in 2018.

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22. Ryan Seacrest is still hosting American Idol.

Bonus: This picture from 2003.

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23. Lindsay Lohan is looking and sounding like Lindsay Lohan.

24. Flip-phones are coming back.

25. Sarah Jessica Parker still wants to do Sex and the City.

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And lastly...

26. Justin Timberlake is still using Britney Spears' name to get more press because that's just what he does.