In Case You Haven't Noticed, 2018 Is Basically 2003

    OK but an Xtina/Britney duet should finally happen. THERE I SAID IT.

    1. After temporarily retiring and taking up a career as an Oreo salesperson, Christina Aguilera is (apparently and FINALLY) releasing new music this year.

    2. Britney Spears is going on a world tour.

    3. And Entertainment Tonight are trying to reignite a Christina vs. Britney feud.

    4. Shania Twain just released her (gorgeous) first new album in 15 years.

    5. Will & Grace is back on.

    6. Queer Eye, too.

    7. Star Wars is back in theaters.

    8. Von Dutch hats are in style again.

    9. People are shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch.

    10. There are Juicy Couture ads all over New York City.

    11. Trading Spaces is coming back in April which means Trading Spaces marathons will once again consume your weekends.

    12. Dan Brown has another book out (aka another sequel to The Da Vinci Code).

    13. Kelly Clarkson and Pink are nominated for Grammys.

    14. The iconic and criminally underrated N64 game, Mario Tennis, is being released on Nintendo Switch.

    15. Avril Lavigne is releasing a new album this year.

    16. Mandy Moore made her acting debut in 2003 in A Walk To Remember...

    ...and in 2018, Mandy is still acting on This Is Us.

    17. Hilary Duff is starring in an addictive basic cable TV show.

    18. Jessica Simpson is still making "Is this chicken or is this fish?!" jokes

    19. Beyoncé and Jay-Z relationship/life continues to be a total enigma.

    20. Mariah Carey is aging in reverse. She looks 12.

    21. That's So Raven premiered in 2003. A new season of Raven's Home will come out sometime in 2018.

    22. Ryan Seacrest is still hosting American Idol.

    Bonus: This picture from 2003.

    23. Lindsay Lohan is looking and sounding like Lindsay Lohan.

    24. Flip-phones are coming back.

    25. Sarah Jessica Parker still wants to do Sex and the City.

    And lastly...

    26. Justin Timberlake is still using Britney Spears' name to get more press because that's just what he does.