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    Updated on Feb 14, 2019. Posted on Feb 12, 2019

    If You Grew Up Listening To These 22 Songs Then You Are 100% Twisted

    I am thankful for each and every one of these songs.

    1. "Rumors" by Lindsay Lohan

    Are you a messy bitch that lives for drama? Yeah, same, me too. It's because of this song.

    2. "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls

    The Pussycat Dolls practically raised a generation of problematic trash like me and you.

    3. "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus

    Corrupted 8-year-olds everywhere.

    4. "Love Game" by Lady Gaga

    An iconic ode to riding dicks.

    5. "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins

    An iconic ode to whispering about dicks.

    6. "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas

    I'm still not sure what the milky milky cocoa puff part was about. Please enlighten in comments.

    7. "Me & You" by Cassie

    One of the greatest songs of all-time.

    8. "Gimme More" by Britney Spears

    More influential than than anything the Beatles ever sang.

    9. "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang

    The most powerful lyrics of our time.

    10. "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects

    This song is responsible for my trust issues.

    11. "La La" by Ashlee Simpson

    Made me want to be a French maid and also a cat.

    12. "Milkshake" by Kelis

    A frozen dessert and blowjob anthem.

    13. "Digital Getdown" by NSYNC

    Jive Records

    A dial-up AIM sexting anthem.

    14. "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra

    DreamWorks Pictures

    "EuroTrip" is like my "Sound Of Music." "Scotty Doesn't Know" is like a better "Do-Re-Mi."

    15. "Stacy's Mom" by Fountain of Wayne

    Made "MILFs" mainstream.

    16. "Get Low" by Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys

    Skeet skeet.

    17. "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls

    Like I said earlier, the Pussycat Dolls were extremely instrumental in shaping us all into perfect pieces of problematic trash.

    18. "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil Kim, and Mya

    It wouldn't be a BuzzFeed list without "Lady Marmalade."

    19. "Ms. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxxx

    "Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight." - A motto to live by.

    20. "Smack That" by Akon

    Revolutionized ass-slapping.

    21. "Low" by Flo Rida

    Legendary. Just legendary.

    22. "Show Stopper" by Danity Kane

    Danity Kane, masters of corruption, legends to problematic trash like you and me. Thank you for your service, ladies.

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