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    Dear American People, Wake The Fuck Up And Let Little Mix Happen Already

    Enough.

    U...S...A... Lady Liberty, land of the free slash home of the brave, mama mia/papa pia, etc. I didn't want drama, but sometimes drama is necessary.

    I've prayed and prayed.

    I've sat on it. I've thought about it.

    It's been a constant spiritual struggle.

    I have gotten ill over it!

    BUT THROUGH IT ALL, the beatings, sacrifices, iTunes downloads, and wounds, I've decided I must face my demons (the American people) and do something.

    This is it.

    It's time for me to put my big girl pants on and stand up for what I believe is right.

    Enough of this new-age doctrine and sad excuses for girl groups.

    Enough of people saying, "Oh, they'll happen some day. They have some bops! I believe in them. They're vocalists."

    It's time that America wakes the fuck up and warms up to the greatest girl group in all of modern-day music.

    Underrated vocalists Leigh-Anne, Perrie, Jade, and Jesy.

    Yeah, der, it's the GROUP YOU'RE SLEEPING ON AMERICA. LITTLE FLIPPIN' MIX.

    And while Little Mix is enormously popular in the UK, they have yet to really break into the States.

    Who do I blame that on? Yes, Trump's America...but also just every-fucking-body.

    Sweeties, these are VOCALISTS.

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    These are performers.

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    The Spice Girls are shaking.*

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    *OK, that was a little aggressive.

    This video made me born again.

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    And you know what, this was just an excuse for me to post God Warrior GIFs and complain about Little Mix and try to raise a little awareness for something I BELIEVE IN.

    Enough of this bullshit.

    Little Mix will happen whether you like it or not.

    America, do the right thing for once. Choose Little Mix.