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Dear American People, Wake The Fuck Up And Let Little Mix Happen Already

Enough.

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U...S...A... Lady Liberty, land of the free slash home of the brave, mama mia/papa pia, etc. I didn't want drama, but sometimes drama is necessary.

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I've prayed and prayed.

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I've sat on it. I've thought about it.

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It's been a constant spiritual struggle.

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I have gotten ill over it!

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BUT THROUGH IT ALL, the beatings, sacrifices, iTunes downloads, and wounds, I've decided I must face my demons (the American people) and do something.

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This is it.

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It's time for me to put my big girl pants on and stand up for what I believe is right.

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Enough of this new-age doctrine and sad excuses for girl groups.

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Enough of people saying, "Oh, they'll happen some day. They have some bops! I believe in them. They're vocalists."

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It's time that America wakes the fuck up and warms up to the greatest girl group in all of modern-day music.

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Underrated vocalists Leigh-Anne, Perrie, Jade, and Jesy.

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Yeah, der, it's the GROUP YOU'RE SLEEPING ON AMERICA. LITTLE FLIPPIN' MIX.

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And while Little Mix is enormously popular in the UK, they have yet to really break into the States.

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Who do I blame that on? Yes, Trump's America...but also just every-fucking-body.

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Sweeties, these are VOCALISTS.

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These are performers.

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The Spice Girls are shaking.*

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*OK, that was a little aggressive.

This video made me born again.

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And you know what, this was just an excuse for me to post God Warrior GIFs and complain about Little Mix and try to raise a little awareness for something I BELIEVE IN.

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Enough of this bullshit.

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Little Mix will happen whether you like it or not.

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America, do the right thing for once. Choose Little Mix.

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