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Help! SOS🚨! Mariah Carey Is Aging In Reverse And I'm Concerned But Also Extremely Jealous!

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Welcome to Black Mirror, a show where everything always goes to shit. But this isn't one of *those* episodes that makes you depressed and scared of tablets. This is an episode that should give you hope.

Today's episode involves brunch destroyer and eggs benedict denier, Mariah Carey.

A friend called and asked me to do brunch. Come on.. I don't do brunch, it's daytime!! I suggested linner instead 😂…


Today's episode ends with this picture. Sometimes technology doesn't ruin your fucking life. Mariah Carey is proof of that (not saying she's a robot but just keeping with this Black Mirror motif!)