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    Help! SOS🚨! Mariah Carey Is Aging In Reverse And I'm Concerned But Also Extremely Jealous!

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    Welcome to Black Mirror, a show where everything always goes to shit. But this isn't one of *those* episodes that makes you depressed and scared of tablets. This is an episode that should give you hope.


    Today's episode involves brunch destroyer and eggs benedict denier, Mariah Carey.

    A friend called and asked me to do brunch. Come on.. I don't do brunch, it's daytime!! I suggested linner instead 😂…

    Let's begin with this picture from 1999. Gorgeous.

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    Here's a picture from 2006. Also gorgeous.

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    But here's where things get spooky.


    This is a picture from 2018.

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    She looks 12.

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    It's 1997 all over again.

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    Mariah looking happy and healthy in 2018, yes please.

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    *5 stars*

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    Today's episode ends with this picture. Sometimes technology doesn't ruin your fucking life. Mariah Carey is proof of that (not saying she's a robot but just keeping with this Black Mirror motif!)

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    In conclusion: