Good evening.

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Welcome to Black Mirror, a show where everything always goes to shit. But this isn't one of *those* episodes that makes you depressed and scared of tablets. This is an episode that should give you hope.

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Today's episode involves brunch destroyer and eggs benedict denier, Mariah Carey.
A friend called and asked me to do brunch. Come on.. I don't do brunch, it's daytime!! I suggested linner instead 😂… https://t.co/kb24OJlCPY
Let's begin with this picture from 1999. Gorgeous.

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Here's a picture from 2006. Also gorgeous.

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But here's where things get spooky.
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This is a picture from 2018.

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She looks 12.

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It's 1997 all over again.

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Mariah looking happy and healthy in 2018, yes please.

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*5 stars*

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Today's episode ends with this picture. Sometimes technology doesn't ruin your fucking life. Mariah Carey is proof of that (not saying she's a robot but just keeping with this Black Mirror motif!)

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In conclusion:

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