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    Posted on Jul 10, 2018

    No Offense But These Picture Of Simon Cowell Have Me Confused

    You clicked it, you asked for it. No offense.

    We all obviously know by now that Simon Cowell is a fashion icon.

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    Work, bitch!

    Not since Ashley Tisdale in the mid-2000s has someone been so consistently killing it at events.

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    Yes, queen!

    But in my daily search to post content to this very website I came across some new pictures of our queen, Simon, that have me perplexed.


    It's this:

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    OK so we know that Simon always wears cute bellbottoms and let's his tits flow in the wind, but why, just tell me why, is she in a gown and he's dressed up for a shrimp on the barbie?!

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    *I realize that's Australian and he's British. Throw me a bone!

    I. Just. Don't. Know.

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    Oh well, I guess some mysteries are meant to remain, well, mysteries.

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    And here's one for the road.

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    Bye for real now.

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