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    Stop What You're Doing And Watch Jennifer Lopez' New Music Video

    Brb, time traveling back to the 1980s so I can buy that purple power suit.

    I woke up this morning, popped open my laptop, and started scrolling through my feeds looking for what we're supposed to be mad at today.

    Another day, another one of my faves being problematic.

    ... but then something happened. And by "something," I mean Jennifer Lopez's music video for "Ain't Your Mama."

    It breathed new life into my petty soul.

    The video stars MULTIPLE JLOs in eras throughout history when women have been treated like shit (that's all of the eras but this is a music video and JLO could only take on so many.)

    The first JLO is like the grand overlord JLO from the future, ready to inform the women of the past about how fucking dumb men are.

    1950s JLO hears this and is triggered.

    She pours a gross-ass 1950s meatloaf on her man.

    Then we have 1960s typewriter JLO. She breaks her typewriter and marches in place.

    I'm guessing this is 1940s JLO. She works in a factory and breaks soda bottles.

    *Gratuitous ass shot*

    Then 1980s purple power suit JLO gets on her phone, yells at someone, and proceeds to fuck shit up.

    *Toots on a computer* *Fucks with the patriarchy even more*

    Finally, modern JLO comes in, obvioussssly to have a dance breakdown in the middle of the street.

    Yaaas Gaga, slaaay (not your) mama!

    Blah blah blah, just watch it for yourself:

    View this video on YouTube

    *Sits back and waits for 37 comments about the product placement*