I Need A Safe Place To Talk About Nicolas Cage And His New Girlfriend And All The Weird Things They've Been Doing Together Lately
Tomb date <3
Nicolas Cage has had a new girlfriend for a couple months now.
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Her name is Riko Shibata and she's 26 and he's 56. But what do I care?! They're two consenting adults!! Age ain't nothing but a number, baby!
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I first heard of the happy couple when I saw that Nic had taken her on a date to visit his tomb in New Orleans.
How romantic!
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They've been all over town for the last month, and I've quickly become invested in their relationship because I am a loser with no life.
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The two have been spotted carrying a stuffed beluga whale animal.
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They were also seen using hand sanitizer.
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One time they wore matching black leather pants for a date to the Natural History Museum.
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Another time they took a horse carriage ride in the park.
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What a look!
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So yeah, they go on tomb dates, wear matching clothes, and sanitize their hands together. Love it.
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Good luck, you two!
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And one last thing, I'd like to point out how love looks good on you, Nic!
Here's a picture before he met Riko:
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After here's a picture after:
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