Celebrity·Posted on Mar 5, 2020I Need A Safe Place To Talk About Nicolas Cage And His New Girlfriend And All The Weird Things They've Been Doing Together LatelyTomb date <3by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Nicolas Cage has had a new girlfriend for a couple months now. Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images Her name is Riko Shibata and she's 26 and he's 56. But what do I care?! They're two consenting adults!! Age ain't nothing but a number, baby! Michael Kovac / Getty Images I first heard of the happy couple when I saw that Nic had taken her on a date to visit his tomb in New Orleans. people.com How romantic! Beth J Harpaz / Beth J Harpaz / AP/Shutterstock They've been all over town for the last month, and I've quickly become invested in their relationship because I am a loser with no life. Bg017 / GC Images The two have been spotted carrying a stuffed beluga whale animal. Road, Rotp20 / BACKGRID They were also seen using hand sanitizer. Aris / BrosNYC / BACKGRID One time they wore matching black leather pants for a date to the Natural History Museum. Elder Ordonez / Elder Ordonez / SplashNews.com Another time they took a horse carriage ride in the park. Felipe Ramales / Felipe Ramales / SplashNews.com What a look! Splash News So yeah, they go on tomb dates, wear matching clothes, and sanitize their hands together. Love it. Elder Ordonez / Elder Ordonez / SplashNews.com Good luck, you two! Kevin Mazur / Getty Images And one last thing, I'd like to point out how love looks good on you, Nic! Here's a picture before he met Riko: Jon Kopaloff / Getty Images After here's a picture after: Araya Diaz / Getty Images I'd say that's an upgrade. Happy for you, Mr. Cage!