Reese Witherspoon went live on Facebook over the weekend, and let me tell you, it was, quite frankly, fucking great.
For 30 minutes Reese Witherspoon gave shoutouts to randos like you and me. If you know what ASMR is, then you will fucking love this. Reese Witherspoon saying people's names and places for a solid 30 is all the zen I will ever need.
Her voice is like the Pure Moods of speaking. The perfect soundtrack for your way of life.
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SOOO, because this is so important to me, and because you want to know if Reese says your name. I recorded all the names Reese says and why. Enjoy my wasted time.
People Reese Witherspoon just says "hi" to:
1. Rachel
2. Ron
3. Patricia
4. Regina
5. Francesa
6. Crystal Anne
7. Leslie Anne
8. Sara
9. April
10. Morgan
11. Megan
12. Jamie
13. Neesha
14. Kendall
15. Kimberly
16. Alexandra
17. Trevor
18. Angela
19. Rhonda
20. Cheyenne
21. Heather
22. Margaret
23. Careen
24. Jasper
25. Robert
26. Mary
27. Alexandra
28. Barb
29. Chloe
30. Amy
31. Carly
32. Missy
33. Amanda
34. Heather
35. Jenelle
36. Jasmine
37 Brie
38. Terri
39. Jen
40. Christopher
41. Leslie
42. Brittany
43. Jess
44. Brittany
45. Amy
46. Allison
47. Reese
48. Kim
49. Lillian
50. Rebecca
51. Noelle
52. Kelly
53. Samantha
54. Laura
55. Jaleesa
People Reese Witherspoon says "hi" to PLUS the place they're from:
56. Shelly from Mississippi
57. Lydian from Devon
58. Julie from Tennessee
59. Shelly from Canada
60. Tommy from Ohio
61. Laura in the UK
62. Jennifer from Woodlands
63. Carly from Colorado
64. Hope from Jonesboro
65. Shelby from Michigan
66. Jessica from Hayward, California
67. Julianne from Australia
68. Antonio from Greece
69. Eli from Arizona
70. Robert from Tampa
71. Christina from Washington
72. Jackie from Charlottesville
73. Mackenzie in Montana
74. Karen from Scotland
75. Michelle from Minnesota
76. Carrie from Canada
77. Sandra from Chicago
78. Amy from Houston, Texas
79. Jana from Wisconsin
80. Pam from the Philippines
81. John from Akon, South Carolina
82. Nina from Virginia
83. Sev from Seattle
84. Deborah Ferell from the UK
85. Diana from Louisiana
86. Louis from Philly
87. Hi Jared in Mount Carmel”
People Reese Witherspoon says "hey" to:
88. David
People Reese Witherspoon talks to about Guatemala about with:
89. Juan Pablo. Reese says "I would love to go to Guatemala. I’ve only been once but I would love to go again. It’s gorgeous and the beaches are amazing.”
People Reese Witherspoon talks to about Jennifer Aniston with:
90. Scott. Reese says: "I love Jennifer Aniston. We always talk about that [the episodes Reese was in.] I was so lucky to be on Friends. Just two episodes.”
People Reese Witherspoon is worried about being cold:
91. Jeanine. Reese says: "You’re in Indiana? I hope it’s not too cold.”
92. Jen. Reese says: "Oh no, you’re in cold Maryland. Do you wanna see the beach? It’s so pretty.”
93. Elizabeth. Reese says: "Oh no, you’re in a snowstorm! I hope you’re warm.”
People Reese Witherspoon sincerely asks how they are as if they are a relative she sees once a year:
94. Phillip. Reese says: “Hi Phillip. How are you?"
95. Ricardo. Reese says: "How are you? It’s nice to see you.”
96. John. Reese says: "Hi John from Kansas City. How’s it going?”
97. Another John. Reese says: "Hi John. How are you?”
98. Sara. Reese says: “Hi Sara, how’s Jersey?”
99. Kim. Reese says: “Hi Kim! How are you? How’s Phoenix? I was just there.”
100. Barb. Reese says: “Hi Barb. How are you?”
101. Brian. Reese says: “Oh hey, Brian from Kingston Pennsylvania”
People Reese Witherspoon politely humblebrags to about being in the Caribbean:
102: Benjamin
103. Laura
104. Heather
105. Stephanie
106. Katie
107. Nathaniel
108. Jordan
People Reese Witherspoon tells to go back to work:
109. Abigail
People Reese Witherspoon says "hi" to named "Bubba":
110. Bubba from Georgia
People Reese Witherspoon gives advice to for moving to LA:
111. Cherish
Australians Reese Witherspoon acknowledges:
112. Hailey
113. Allison
People Reese Witherspoon gives good haircut wishes to:
114. Madison
People Reese Witherspoon confesses her love of boiled peanuts to:
115. Susie
People Reese Witherspoon talks about vacationing at Myrtle Beach to:
116. Lauren
People Reese Witherspoon says either "Aloha" or "Hola" to:
117. Lupita
118. Ashley
119. Amanda
People Reese Witherspoon says "that's so cool!" to:
120. Reese says: “Chris taught his horse how to bend and snap? That’s so cool!”
121. Reese says: “Adrianna quotes Legally Blonde everyday. That's so cool!”
122. Reese says: “Hi Marie. You’re from Ireland? Oh my gosh, that’s so cool!”
People Reese Witherspoon talks to about Sarah Michelle Gellar's kids with:
123. Tony. Reese says: “Tony, I do stay in touch with the cast of Cruel Intentions. Actually, my son goes to school with Sarah Michelle Gellar’s son so they’re really good friends. And I love seeing her. It’s really fun.”
124. Kenneth. Reese says: "I am friends with Sarah Michelle Gellar. She’s amazing. Our kids are in school together and I love her so much!”
Places Reese Witherspoon "loves it there":
125. Reese says: “Hi Aingsley and you’re in Huntington, West Virginia. I love it there.”
126. Reese says: “Susan is from Greenville, SC. I love it there. It’s so nice.”
People Reese Witherspoon calls "honey":
127: Caitlin
People Reese Witherspoon "loves that they love" the thing she's in:
128. “Bonnie, I love that you love Legally Blonde.”
129. “Hi Laura, I love that you love Wild.”
130. “Thank you Vanessa. I love you that you love Madeline on the show.”
131. “Hi Amy! Oh, I love that you love Walk The Line. That was a really fun part to play.”
132. “Oh Kimberly, that’s such a nice thing for you to say about Wild. I love that you love it.”
133. “Lenora, I love that you love the show. We love doing the show.”
134. “Hey Holly! I love that you love your Birch Box. That was super fun to pick out. I picked out all the things in it. It was really fun.”
135. “Thank you Curly, I love that you love Sweet Home Alabama.”
Entire countries Reese Witherspoon says hi to:
136. South Africa
People Reese Witherspoon makes small talk with about Colorado:
137. Allison
138. Nicole
139: Stacey
People Reese Witherspoon talks about New Zealand with:
140. Lisa
141. Marie
142. Caitlin
People Reese Witherspoon talks about something bad happening on the road:
143. Leslie. Reese says: “Oh no! Leslie’s in traffic, something bad happened on the road!”
People Reese Witherspoon says "I love that!" to:
144. “Hi Sherry! You’re in Illinois. I love that!”
145. “Hi Tammy from Alabama. I love Alabama.”
146. “Katie, actually Sweet Home Alabama was filmed in Atlanta. We weren’t even in Alabama haha. But I love Alabama.”
147. “Hi Penny. Thank you, I love that.”
148. “Hi Cassian! Oh! You went to law school because of Legally Blonde?! I love that!"
149. “Hey Dana, your nickname is Reese? I love that!”
150. "Jillian is watching from Beauford, South Carolina. I love that town! The most prettiest houses ever!”
People Reese Witherspoon says "thank you" to:
151.Brit
152. Christina
153. Nessita
154. Aiden
155. Jeremy
156. Brandon
157. Natalie
158. Heather
159. Jennifer
160. Chloe
People Reese Witherspoon almost saw at Disneyland:
161. Kira
Other random people Reese Witherspoon aknowledges:
162. Dorothy
163. Tracy
164: Jana
165. Patricia
166: Britney
167/168: Janelle and her daughter Lila
169. Kendall
170. Mike
171. Matt
172. Lynne
173. Samantha
174. Kenneth
175. Jaycie
176. Stephanie
177. Christina
178: Krista
179. Susan
180. Roxanne
181. Amy
182. Sasha
183. Taryn
184. Ashley
185. Patricia
186. Rob
187. Christina
188. Jamie
189. Emma
190. Brittney
191. Dyanna
192. Angela
193. Melissa
194. Dan
195. Denise
196. Rene
People Reese Witherspoon wishes happy birthday to:
197. Crystal
198. Christina's baby girl
199. Melissa
People Reese Witherspoon says look like her:
200. Barry's twin sister
201. Alyssa
People Reese Witherspoon talks to about Alexander Skarsgård fake dick with:
202. Vicki