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34 Shirtless Guys That Made You Realize You Love Dudes And Dick

Before Grindr these were all the torsos we had.

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1. Aladdin's revealing vest and nipple-less chest.

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2. Gaston's furry tits.

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3. D'Angelo's sweaty body.

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4. Every time you walked by the Abercrombie store.

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5. Every time you saw an Abercrombie bag.

6. Every time you saw an advertisement/billboard for Abercrombie, in general.

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7. This Justin Timberlake Rolling Stone shoot.

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8. The weird shirtless futuristic cowboy with unbuttoned pants from the Spice Girls' "Say You'll Be There" video.

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9. Literally just any guy you saw in a Speedo.

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10. The Lawrence Brothers in that movie on the Disney Channel about being a castaway or some shit.

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11. That one Enrique Iglesias video where the girl gets on her knees and licks his abs.

12. Seann William Scott's Teen People cover.

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13. All the DILFs on Baywatch.

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14. Ricky Martin being covered in painful hot wax.

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15. All of the hungry guys on Survivor.

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16. That hot guy in Britney's "Don't Let Me The Last To Know" video plus his butt cleavage on the surfboard.

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17. Slater.

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18. Freddie Prinze Jr. on the lawnmower in that movie Summer Catch.

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19. Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones.

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20. Danny from Real World: New Orleans.

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21. Any Real World/Road Rules challenge because it was always in a tropical place which meant no shirts.

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22. Tyson Beckford.

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23. Any swimming event from the Olympics.

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24. Bowflex commercials.

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25. Any time the guys from 98 Degrees revealed their fat tits.

26. The gayest video of all time, "Quit Playing Games With My Heart."

27. Every Google search for "X person shirtless."

28. Every Geocities website I went onto while searching for shirtless celebs.

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29. Basically any episode from the shitty beach club seasons of Saved By The Bell.

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30. The Rock wearing a diaper.

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31. This random guy from Calvin Klein ads.

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32. Anyone shirtless on my mom's soaps.

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33. Ginuwine and "Pony."

34. And every. single. underwear aisle.