Straight Guys Literally Scream Every. Single. Time. You Play These Songs

*Fist pumps to Taylor Swift*

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2. "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift

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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys lose their fucking minds whenever they hear this song. It's like they're possessed by a gay monster or something.

6. "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

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Why is this song on this list: Because if straight guys had an "official song" it would be this. I swear to God, no song triggers straights quite like "Since U Been Gone."

7. "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus

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Why is this song on this list: Because if you played "Party In The USA" after "Wrecking Ball" straight guys wouldn't know what to do with themselves. They would die.

8. "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne

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Why is this song on this list: Because I was reading the Youtube comments for this video and one was "she caught him jerkin' and was like lol" and another was like "the original milf lol." Nuff said.

12. "No Scrubs" by TLC

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Why is this song on this list: Because in college they played this song at a shitty party and for three minutes every straight guy was just *a little more* sassy.

39. "Ignition (Remix)" by R. Kelly

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Why is this song on this list: Because I had a fever dream once where straight guys just yelled "toot toot" and "beep beep" over and over for like an hour.

42. "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

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Why is this song on this list: Because I sent this list of songs to a straight guy and he got mad at me that this song wasn't on this list...so I added it.

And here's the Spotify playlist: