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Straight Guys Literally Scream Every. Single. Time. You Play These Songs

*Fist pumps to Taylor Swift*

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1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus

Why is this song on this list: Because there is no song straight guys love scream-singing more than "Wrecking Bell." It's an epidemic.
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Why is this song on this list: Because there is no song straight guys love scream-singing more than "Wrecking Bell." It's an epidemic.

2. "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys lose their fucking minds whenever they hear this song. It's like they're possessed by a gay monster or something.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys lose their fucking minds whenever they hear this song. It's like they're possessed by a gay monster or something.

3. "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift

Why is this song on this list: Because every year it's "cool & trendy" for straight bros to like a pop song by a girl and in 2014, it was this.
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Why is this song on this list: Because every year it's "cool & trendy" for straight bros to like a pop song by a girl and in 2014, it was this.

4. "Pieces Of Me" by Ashlee Simpson

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love good rock music and that's what this is.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love good rock music and that's what this is.

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5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

Why is this song on this list: Because are you even a human being if you don't know every word to this song? Yeah, no.
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Why is this song on this list: Because are you even a human being if you don't know every word to this song? Yeah, no.

6. "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

Why is this song on this list: Because if straight guys had an "official song" it would be this. I swear to God, no song triggers straights quite like "Since U Been Gone."
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Why is this song on this list: Because if straight guys had an "official song" it would be this. I swear to God, no song triggers straights quite like "Since U Been Gone."

7. "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus

Why is this song on this list: Because if you played "Party In The USA" after "Wrecking Ball" straight guys wouldn't know what to do with themselves. They would die.
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Why is this song on this list: Because if you played "Party In The USA" after "Wrecking Ball" straight guys wouldn't know what to do with themselves. They would die.

8. "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne

Why is this song on this list: Because I was reading the Youtube comments for this video and one was "she caught him jerkin' and was like lol" and another was like "the original milf lol." Nuff said.
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Why is this song on this list: Because I was reading the Youtube comments for this video and one was "she caught him jerkin' and was like lol" and another was like "the original milf lol." Nuff said.

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9. "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys

Why is this song on this list: Because it is within most straight guy's vocal ranges so they can sing it without sounding too awful.
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Why is this song on this list: Because it is within most straight guy's vocal ranges so they can sing it without sounding too awful.

10. "Sorry" by Justin Bieber

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love calling him "J. Biebz."
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love calling him "J. Biebz."

11. "All The Small Things" by Blink 182

Why is this song on this list: Because if Blink182 wasn't on this list then the straights would riot.
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Why is this song on this list: Because if Blink182 wasn't on this list then the straights would riot.

12. "No Scrubs" by TLC

Why is this song on this list: Because in college they played this song at a shitty party and for three minutes every straight guy was just *a little more* sassy.
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Why is this song on this list: Because in college they played this song at a shitty party and for three minutes every straight guy was just *a little more* sassy.

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13. "Steal My Sunshine" by LEN

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys are like "DUDE, REMEMBER THE '90S?!" whenever this on.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys are like "DUDE, REMEMBER THE '90S?!" whenever this on.

14. "Santeria" by Sublime

Why is this song on this list: Because this playlist needed Sublime and a straight guy told me to put this instead of "What I Got."
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Why is this song on this list: Because this playlist needed Sublime and a straight guy told me to put this instead of "What I Got."

15. "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey

Why is this song on this list: Because I swear to God, straight guys are born knowing these lyrics.
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Why is this song on this list: Because I swear to God, straight guys are born knowing these lyrics.

16. "Wonderwall" by Oasis

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guy practically jizz themselves whenever this gets played.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guy practically jizz themselves whenever this gets played.

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17. "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton

Why is this song on this list: Because White Chicks.
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Why is this song on this list: Because White Chicks.

18. "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers

Why is this song on this list: Because this song is the equivalent of the National Anthem or the Lord's Prayer to straights.
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Why is this song on this list: Because this song is the equivalent of the National Anthem or the Lord's Prayer to straights.

19. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People

Why is this song on this list: Because somewhere, right now, a guy wearing an oversized beanie is bobbing his head to this song.
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Why is this song on this list: Because somewhere, right now, a guy wearing an oversized beanie is bobbing his head to this song.

20. "Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry

Why is this song on this list: Because did you know this guy's real name is actually "Eagle-Eye Cherry." I'm not joking.
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Why is this song on this list: Because did you know this guy's real name is actually "Eagle-Eye Cherry." I'm not joking.

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21. "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

Why is this song on this list: Because there is nothing straight guys love saying more than: "No, really, Eminem is great."
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Why is this song on this list: Because there is nothing straight guys love saying more than: "No, really, Eminem is great."

22. "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia

Why is this song on this list: Because a bunch of straight guys over 28 told me I had to include it on this list.
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Why is this song on this list: Because a bunch of straight guys over 28 told me I had to include it on this list.

23. "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind

Why is this song on this list: Because this song is like musical meth to straight guys.
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Why is this song on this list: Because this song is like musical meth to straight guys.

24. "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors

Why is this song on this list: Because dads just really fucking love this song.
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Why is this song on this list: Because dads just really fucking love this song.

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25. "Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" by Nine Days

Why is this song on this list: Because my little brother told me to put it on this list.
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Why is this song on this list: Because my little brother told me to put it on this list.

26. "Yeah!" by Usher

Why is this song on this list: Because everyone lost their damn minds when this was played during high school dances.
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Why is this song on this list: Because everyone lost their damn minds when this was played during high school dances.

27. "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.

Why is this song on this list: Because it's impossible for straight guys not to do "hand guns" and "shoot the air" when this comes on.
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Why is this song on this list: Because it's impossible for straight guys not to do "hand guns" and "shoot the air" when this comes on.

28. "Kids" by MGMT

Why is this song on this list: Because, simply, this list would be incomplete without it.
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Why is this song on this list: Because, simply, this list would be incomplete without it.

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29. "Gold Digger" by Kanye West

Why is this song on this list: Because when you play this song at weddings straight guys lose their shit.
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Why is this song on this list: Because when you play this song at weddings straight guys lose their shit.

30. "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre

Why is this song on this list: Because in middle school all the lacrosse bros would yell in unison: "smoke weed every day."
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Why is this song on this list: Because in middle school all the lacrosse bros would yell in unison: "smoke weed every day."

31. "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy

Why is this song on this list: Because there is a special place for Shaggy in every straight guys' hearts.
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Why is this song on this list: Because there is a special place for Shaggy in every straight guys' hearts.

32. "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba

Why is this song on this list: Because a straight guy spilled a beer on me once when this was playing.
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Why is this song on this list: Because a straight guy spilled a beer on me once when this was playing.

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33. "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Why is this song on this list: Because duh.
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Why is this song on this list: Because duh.

34. "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand

Why is this song on this list: Because it was between "Float On" and "Take Me Out" and this song won out.
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Why is this song on this list: Because it was between "Float On" and "Take Me Out" and this song won out.

35. "What's My Age Again?" by Blink182

Why is this song on this list: Because Blink182 is to straight guys what Britney Spears is to gays.
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Why is this song on this list: Because Blink182 is to straight guys what Britney Spears is to gays.

36. "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty

Why is this song on this list: Because this list needed at least one Tom Petty song.
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Why is this song on this list: Because this list needed at least one Tom Petty song.

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37. "All I Do Is Win" by DJ Kahled

Why is this song on this list: Because straight people love screaming about winning and being the best and shit.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight people love screaming about winning and being the best and shit.

38. "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys

Why is this song on this list: Because, without fail, straight guys do an awkward version of the robot whenever they hear this song.
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Why is this song on this list: Because, without fail, straight guys do an awkward version of the robot whenever they hear this song.

39. "Ignition (Remix)" by R. Kelly

Why is this song on this list: Because I had a fever dream once where straight guys just yelled "toot toot" and "beep beep" over and over for like an hour.
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Why is this song on this list: Because I had a fever dream once where straight guys just yelled "toot toot" and "beep beep" over and over for like an hour.

40. "Amber" by 311

Why is this song on this list: Because this song is like a religion for straight bros.
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Why is this song on this list: Because this song is like a religion for straight bros.

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41. "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga

Why is this song on this list: Because "Bad Romance" is for the gays.
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Why is this song on this list: Because "Bad Romance" is for the gays.

42. "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

Why is this song on this list: Because I sent this list of songs to a straight guy and he got mad at me that this song wasn't on this list...so I added it.
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Why is this song on this list: Because I sent this list of songs to a straight guy and he got mad at me that this song wasn't on this list...so I added it.

43. "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls

Why is this song on this list: Because some straight guys are sensitive souls.
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Why is this song on this list: Because some straight guys are sensitive souls.

44. "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love drama + gossip more than anyone and that's what this song is.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys love drama + gossip more than anyone and that's what this song is.

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45. "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Euro Trip

Why is this song on this list: Because Euro Trip is a quality film and it deserves to be recognized as such.
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Why is this song on this list: Because Euro Trip is a quality film and it deserves to be recognized as such.

46. "Don't Speak" by No Doubt

Why is this song on this list: Because everyone, regardless of sexual orientation, loves this song.
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Why is this song on this list: Because everyone, regardless of sexual orientation, loves this song.

47. "Fly" by Sugar Ray

Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys have a strange attraction towards Sugar Ray and that needed to be represented on this list.
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Why is this song on this list: Because straight guys have a strange attraction towards Sugar Ray and that needed to be represented on this list.

48. "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC

Why is this song on this list: Because some straight guys are more NSYNC than Backstreet. End of story.
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Why is this song on this list: Because some straight guys are more NSYNC than Backstreet. End of story.

And here's the Spotify playlist: