First of all, it's written in the Bible and the liner notes of Britney's Blackout that everyone has a gay cousin. If you don't have a gay cousin, then you ARE the gay cousin. This isn't some new aged doctrine, it's a fact. Since like the Middle Ages or Gilded Age or whatever, this has been the case.
Anyway, as the gay cousin, we all know that it's that time of year again.
It's time for us to go to work.
It's time for us to shine.
Without further ado, in convenient list for, here are a collection of 21 tweets that made me laugh because I, like you, am the gay cousin.