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21 Random Words And Phrases That Should Be Thrown Into The Pits Of Hell

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1.

What it should mean: How was your Saturday and Sunday?What it basically means: I have nothing to say to you so I'm just gonna ask about the last two days of your life. Also, "I'm fine." The weekend is always fine!
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What it should mean: How was your Saturday and Sunday?

What it basically means: I have nothing to say to you so I'm just gonna ask about the last two days of your life. Also, "I'm fine." The weekend is always fine!

2.

What it technically means: I act weird in social situations. What it basically means: I'm a human.
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What it technically means: I act weird in social situations.

What it basically means: I'm a human.

3.

What it should mean: A college major.What it basically means: I had no idea what I wanted to study in college.
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What it should mean: A college major.

What it basically means: I had no idea what I wanted to study in college.

4.

What it should mean: A perfect person. What it basically means: I have nothing of substance to say about this thing I like so I'll just say it's "flawless."
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What it should mean: A perfect person.

What it basically means: I have nothing of substance to say about this thing I like so I'll just say it's "flawless."

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5.

What it should mean: A cute and comfortable apartment. Think: warm.  What it basically means: Small and little. Cozy means tiny as hell.
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What it should mean: A cute and comfortable apartment. Think: warm.

What it basically means: Small and little. Cozy means tiny as hell.

6.

What it should mean: Something that is so amazing it's legendary. What it basically means: I'm gay and I'm really into pop stars.
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What it should mean: Something that is so amazing it's legendary.

What it basically means: I'm gay and I'm really into pop stars.

7.

What it should mean: "haha."What it basically means: "Ok."
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What it should mean: "haha."

What it basically means: "Ok."

8.

What it should mean: A person who is really trendy. What it basically means: A person who wears jeans that fit them.
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What it should mean: A person who is really trendy.

What it basically means: A person who wears jeans that fit them.

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9.

What it should mean: A bar with cheap drinks that's kinda seedy. What it basically means: Literally every bar is a "dive bar" now. They serve alcohol = it's a dive bar!
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What it should mean: A bar with cheap drinks that's kinda seedy.

What it basically means: Literally every bar is a "dive bar" now. They serve alcohol = it's a dive bar!

10.

What it should mean: Sorry, I missed your text. I didn't see it! What it basically means: I saw your text and didn't feel like slash didn't want to answer it. I put it off for a little too long and now I'm screwed and have to respond with SOMETHING. TL;DR: I'm lying.
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What it should mean: Sorry, I missed your text. I didn't see it!

What it basically means: I saw your text and didn't feel like slash didn't want to answer it. I put it off for a little too long and now I'm screwed and have to respond with SOMETHING. TL;DR: I'm lying.

11.

What it should mean: Let's catch up!What it basically means: Let's never actually do this thing we say we want to do because neither of us wants to actually do it.
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What it should mean: Let's catch up!

What it basically means: Let's never actually do this thing we say we want to do because neither of us wants to actually do it.

12.

What it should mean: I am going to have one alcoholic beverage. What it basically means: I will definitely be having more than one drink but I have to say "I'm only having one" to make myself feel better about this unexpected drinking situation.
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What it should mean: I am going to have one alcoholic beverage.

What it basically means: I will definitely be having more than one drink but I have to say "I'm only having one" to make myself feel better about this unexpected drinking situation.

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13.

What it should mean: Hi. Hello. A greeting. What it basically means: I need something from you.
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What it should mean: Hi. Hello. A greeting.

What it basically means: I need something from you.

14.

What it should mean: Something that is questionable and not right. What it basically means: Literally everything is problematic.
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What it should mean: Something that is questionable and not right.

What it basically means: Literally everything is problematic.

15.

What it should mean: An actual thing.What it basically means: A placeholder between words. Not actually literal.
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What it should mean: An actual thing.

What it basically means: A placeholder between words. Not actually literal.

16.

What it should mean: I meant to reply to your email but got really busy and wasn't able to.What it basically means: I didn't want to answer your email. I'm lying.
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What it should mean: I meant to reply to your email but got really busy and wasn't able to.

What it basically means: I didn't want to answer your email. I'm lying.

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17.

What it should mean: I just left my house.What it basically means: I'm in the process of leaving my house. I will be on my way in five minutes.
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What it should mean: I just left my house.

What it basically means: I'm in the process of leaving my house. I will be on my way in five minutes.

18.

What it should mean: I am close to your house.What it basically means: I am probably about 10 minutes away.
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What it should mean: I am close to your house.

What it basically means: I am probably about 10 minutes away.

19.

What it should mean: I am prepared to see you. What it basically means: I haven't put on my shoes or coat but I will tell you "I'm ready" because that is what you want to hear and it might get your sorry ass here sooner.
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What it should mean: I am prepared to see you.

What it basically means: I haven't put on my shoes or coat but I will tell you "I'm ready" because that is what you want to hear and it might get your sorry ass here sooner.

20.

What it should mean: How is your job?What it basically means: I have NOTHING to say to you because we aren't really friends anymore. Also, it's fine. Work is always fine!
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What it should mean: How is your job?

What it basically means: I have NOTHING to say to you because we aren't really friends anymore. Also, it's fine. Work is always fine!

21.

What it should mean: I am an actual 70-year-old. What it basically means: Hilary Duff is almost 30 and now I feel old like a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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What it should mean: I am an actual 70-year-old.

What it basically means: Hilary Duff is almost 30 and now I feel old like a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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