back to top
Style

21 Random Words And Phrases That Should Be Thrown Into The Pits Of Hell

IT'S. FINE.

Posted on

1.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: How was your Saturday and Sunday?

What it basically means: I have nothing to say to you so I'm just gonna ask about the last two days of your life. Also, "I'm fine." The weekend is always fine!

Advertisement

4.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: A perfect person.

What it basically means: I have nothing of substance to say about this thing I like so I'll just say it's "flawless."

Advertisement

9.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: A bar with cheap drinks that's kinda seedy.

What it basically means: Literally every bar is a "dive bar" now. They serve alcohol = it's a dive bar!

10.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: Sorry, I missed your text. I didn't see it!

What it basically means: I saw your text and didn't feel like slash didn't want to answer it. I put it off for a little too long and now I'm screwed and have to respond with SOMETHING. TL;DR: I'm lying.

11.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: Let's catch up!

What it basically means: Let's never actually do this thing we say we want to do because neither of us wants to actually do it.

12.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: I am going to have one alcoholic beverage.

What it basically means: I will definitely be having more than one drink but I have to say "I'm only having one" to make myself feel better about this unexpected drinking situation.

Advertisement

16.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: I meant to reply to your email but got really busy and wasn't able to.

What it basically means: I didn't want to answer your email. I'm lying.

19.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: I am prepared to see you.

What it basically means: I haven't put on my shoes or coat but I will tell you "I'm ready" because that is what you want to hear and it might get your sorry ass here sooner.

20.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: How is your job?

What it basically means: I have NOTHING to say to you because we aren't really friends anymore. Also, it's fine. Work is always fine!

21.

Matt Stopera/BuzzFeed

What it should mean: I am an actual 70-year-old.

What it basically means: Hilary Duff is almost 30 and now I feel old like a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Promoted

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss