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21 Random Words And Phrases That Should Be Thrown Into The Pits Of Hell

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What it should mean: How was your Saturday and Sunday?

What it basically means: I have nothing to say to you so I'm just gonna ask about the last two days of your life. Also, "I'm fine." The weekend is always fine!

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What it should mean: A perfect person.

What it basically means: I have nothing of substance to say about this thing I like so I'll just say it's "flawless."

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What it should mean: A bar with cheap drinks that's kinda seedy.

What it basically means: Literally every bar is a "dive bar" now. They serve alcohol = it's a dive bar!

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What it should mean: Sorry, I missed your text. I didn't see it!

What it basically means: I saw your text and didn't feel like slash didn't want to answer it. I put it off for a little too long and now I'm screwed and have to respond with SOMETHING. TL;DR: I'm lying.

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What it should mean: Let's catch up!

What it basically means: Let's never actually do this thing we say we want to do because neither of us wants to actually do it.

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What it should mean: I am going to have one alcoholic beverage.

What it basically means: I will definitely be having more than one drink but I have to say "I'm only having one" to make myself feel better about this unexpected drinking situation.

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What it should mean: I meant to reply to your email but got really busy and wasn't able to.

What it basically means: I didn't want to answer your email. I'm lying.

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What it should mean: I am prepared to see you.

What it basically means: I haven't put on my shoes or coat but I will tell you "I'm ready" because that is what you want to hear and it might get your sorry ass here sooner.

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What it should mean: How is your job?

What it basically means: I have NOTHING to say to you because we aren't really friends anymore. Also, it's fine. Work is always fine!

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What it should mean: I am an actual 70-year-old.

What it basically means: Hilary Duff is almost 30 and now I feel old like a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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