1. Step 1: Get a bottle opener.
2. Step 2: Get your dog.
3. Step 3: Attach the bottle opener to your dog’s collar.
(FYI, you can also attach wine bottle openers to your dog’s collar. That’s what this lady did.)
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
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- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.