1. Step 1: Get a bottle opener.
2. Step 2: Get your dog.
3. Step 3: Attach the bottle opener to your dog’s collar.
(FYI, you can also attach wine bottle openers to your dog’s collar. That’s what this lady did.)
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️