How To Ride A Roller Coaster Like Mariah Carey
No one rides a roller coaster like Mariah Carey rides a roller coaster. NO ONE.
Step 1: Wave to your adoring fans.
Step 2: Delicately raise your hand.
Step 3: Wave at your adoring fans.
Step 4: Catch your balance.
Step 5: Resume waving at your adoring fans.
Step 6: Repeat step 5.
And that's how you ride a roller coaster like Mariah Carey.