1. Something was missing in Joe’s life.
2. Sometimes it’s hard being #2.
3. So he got a dog.
4. He texted Obama about how happy the dog made him.
5. Joe flagged the President down to talk about it.
6. They talked about it.
7. Golfed about it.
8. Asked his wife about it.
9. But finally he got a dog.
10. Another time Joe felt like getting ice cream.
11. He asked the President if he wanted to go with him.
12. Talked about their options.
13. Walked under an American flag.
14. Convinced him.
15. Went to get some.
16. Got the tab.
18. This last time Joe went on TV to endorse gay marriage.
19. The President saw Joe on TV.
20. Emailed him.
21. They met in real life.
22. Joe touched another man’s leg.
23. “See, it’s ok!”
24. Biden twists his arm.
25. He’s persuaded.
27. Now onto convincing Hillary…
- The FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton's private email server after it found new Clinton-related emails while looking into Anthony Weiner's sexting.
- An American Airlines plane caught on fire on the runway Friday afternoon at Chicago's O'Hare airport.
- Russia has been blocked from serving on the UN Human Rights Council in a surprising vote.
- A woman's 85-year-old grandpa was the flower girl at her wedding ❤️