10. With a fish + a scarf.

9. Jesus chain + a sleeping baby.

8. Beers & a smile.

7. Sleepy on a leather couch.

6. Channeling his inner douche.

5. In his living room with a light coming out of his head subtly showing off his motorcycle.

4. In a computer chair.

3. Half of his face, wife beater, and tattoos.

2. Che Guerva hat, aviators, and sun.

1. Nipples.

Thank you for your time! 2014 is going to be a great year!