1.
Guys who lost the battle with their flat iron:
2.
Guys with this "bangs for days" haircut:
3.
Guys who took style cues from Ronald McDonald:
4.
Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a conga line:
5.
Guys who were so concerned with bike safety that they wore reflective clothing:
6.
Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:
7.
Like, this was kind of filthy:
8.
And bonus points if the guy had one of these Spencer's shirts:
9.
Guys who wore hats they won at a local traveling carnival:
10.
Guys who wore zippered skin-tight baby tees:
11.
Any guy with a bowl/mushroom cut:
12.
Guys who were extremely patriotic:
13.
Guys who weren't afraid to expose a tit or two:
14.
Guys who wore fedoras they got as part of a mob costume they bought at Party City:
15.
Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:
16.
Any guy with aggressively spiky, gelled-up hair:
17.
ESPECIALLY guys with spiky tips that were frosted:
18.
Or if spiky gelled frosted tips weren't quite your thing, then you always had uncooked ramen noodle hair:
19.
Speaking of "hot guy haircuts," we had this one:
21.
Guys who weren't afraid to show a little cleavage:
22.
Guys with extensive knit beanie collections:
23.
Guys who just kind of always looked upset:
24.
Guys who made this exact face in every picture:
25.
Guys with eyeliner tears:
26.
Just, like, John Mayer's singing face:
27.
Guys with an affinity for women's underwear:
29.
Guys with flashy, large coats:
30.
Guys who, yeah, IDK, dressed like this:
31.
Guys who wore shirts that provided some sort of optical illusion:
32.
Guys who had cool, fancy phones:
33.
Guys with the fresh-out-of-the-shower or haven't-showered-for-days look:
34.
Guys who dressed like they were going to their 10th grade homecoming dance:
35.
Guys who were willing to couple coordinate:
36.
Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:
37.
Guys who were really into their bedazzler:
38.
Any guy wearing this exact "going out for the night" outfit:
39.
Also, any guy with this fit:
40.
Guys who wore corduroy newsboy caps:
41.
Honestly, most of Aaron Paul's mid-'00s wardrobe was considered "hot, quirky guy" attire:
42.
Guys who just, like, slapped their own asses:
43.
Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts under them:
44.
Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:
45.
Guys with *the* Ryan Cabrera haircut:
46.
Guys who could only figure out how to button one single button:
47.
Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements in matching velvet suits:
48.
Guys who liked to hang out piled on top of each other with their stuffed animal collections:
49.
Guys with heavily manicured chin straps:
50.
Also guys with facial hair fashioned after devil horns:
51.
Guys with eclectic cowboy hat collections:
52.
Guys with itty-bitty teeny-tiny soul patches:
53.
Guys who got a little too into the messy, gelled hair thing:
54.
Guys wearing ties almost as if they were large necklaces:
55.
Guys with cute lil' faux hawks:
Extra bonus points if they were frosted:
56.
Guys with chewed up, shredded up turtlenecks:
57.
Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall in distressed bootcut jeans or baggy cargo pants:
58.
Guys who took pictures pretending they were crouched over in serious pain:
59.
Guys who are very proud of their social justice initiatives:
60.
Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
61.
Guys with pants that were so long they literally dragged on the ground:
62.
Just, like, anyone with a British accent:
63.
Guys with felt fedoras:
65.
Guys who wore Band-Aids as accessories:
66.
Like, there wasn't a cut under that adhesive:
67.
Guys who dressed in their grandparent's old drapes:
71.
Guys who dressed as adult-sized marionettes:
72.
Guys who had an affinity for snow suits even when it wasn't snowing:
73.
Any guy with a sexy bandana:
74.
Guys who moonlight as clowns:
75.
And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:
