1. Nowhere on Earth will you find a gym with PIZZA DAY:
2. ...a table FULL OF DELICIOUS BAGELS and spreads...
3. ...and a elliptical cupholder FULL OF TOOTSIE ROLL WRAPS.
IT'S A GYM, PEOPLE.
4. THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
5. You shouldn't be stepping on candies!!!!
6. Nowhere on Earth will you find a man HOVERBOARDING while LIFTING WEIGHTS...
7. ...a full bottle of Skyy vodka in a gym locker room...
8. ...a DOG?!?!?...
9. ...FLIES?!?!...
10. ...or literally a guy from Dragon Ball Z.
11. THIS ISN'T A DANG NIGHTCLUB, PEOPLE! YOU CAN'T SMOKE AND LIFT!
AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING!
12. Nowhere on Earth will you find candy on a treadmill...
13. ...a person who is literally taking a power nap...
14. ...or Drake's Uncle Jacob practicing his best "Hotline Bling."
15. Nowhere on Earth will you EVER find someone using a treadmill like this...
16. ...a leg machine like this...
17. ...or a pull-up machine like this.
18. YOU ARE NOT A MERMAID!
19. THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE?????
20. I AM SO CONFUSED.
21. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?!
22. In conclusion, Planet Fitness is the only place on Earth where you'll find a literal bus shaped like a hot dog in the parking lot.
