In case you didn't know or *clutches pearls* happen to be against accidental censorship...then you already know that Olympic diving is basically porn.
It's the best.
Because we're big fans, we care about the world, and this is our job (yes, we got paid to this), we painstakingly screenshotted the men's 3-meter springboard preliminary.
Ladies and gentlemen, the #FREETHESPEEDO movement is back.
This one is like the beginning of every gay porn ever.
Dingley, eh?!
God bless America TBH.
His coach is like, "Grant, you OK?!"
Just a couple of friends showering together.
Hi.
Something up there?
*blushes* Who, little ol' me????!!
Woo, is right.
He's like, "HEY, EYES UP HERE."
Turn around, mate!
GOD SAVE THE PEEN!
*screams* "OH CANADA!!"
WELL THEN.
Oh Feck, indeed.
Shower eyes 👀
*waves*
Party in the hot tub!
Suddenly I need to go to Malaysia.
Call me, beep me!
Basically: the Olympics are fuckin' great.
Signing off: Dicks out, thumbs up.
