Unless you're been trapped in Enya's big ass Irish castle basement for the past month, then you should know that the original queen of reality TV, Tiffany Pollard aka New York, is back on television on the U.K.'s version of Celebrity Big Brother.
And honestly, this isn't some yas queen iconic gay exaggeration bullshit, New York is fucking incredible on it.
For the past few weeks she has bringing pure, raw uninhibited drama.
Do not skip this Vine! Look at her seethe!
Do not skip this video! Watch her say the words "old maiden shoes" and call out a housemate for not being classy. I'm telling you, this is classic New York.
I mean, come on. Look at that face!
She is not here for any shit!
Just look at her chugging a bottle of wine...
...conducting an exorcism...
...soliciting a man...
...saying some girl's feet smell like corn chips...
...and drinking more alcohol.
New York is you. New York is me. New York is all of us.
She even re-created her "New York Sitting on a Bed" meme.
Another great thing about New York is that she still has her passion for dick.
Don't skip this!
Another cool thing about New York is she has become a fierce LGBT advocate.
She's the prettiest girl in the house.
And she is still calling bitches out.
Basically, we need her on TV in the U.S. ASAP. Thank you so much for your time and if you live in the U.K. YOU BETTER MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GET EVICTED.