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PLEASE HELP: Where In The World Has Ryan Gosling Been?!

An investigation.

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MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Ryan Gosling has not been photographed since July 2013. This is a problem for three major reasons.

1. He's gorgeous.
2. Because a life without Ryan Gosling paparazzi images is no way to live. And...
3. MY AND EVERYONE ELSE'S GODDAMN SANITY.

Ryan Gosling's last known whereabouts may hold clues about where he is and what happened to him.

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A MONTH PASSES. NO SIGHTINGS. DARKNESS. PURE DARKNESS.

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Sept. 23, 2013: The first visual image that we may have a possible Ryan. I believe this is in Houston, Texas. The only thing: Would Ryan wear cargo shorts? Probably not. Still, this man is hot. A mini victory.

WHERE WILL HE TURN UP NEXT? WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP?