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32 Celebrity Tweets That Should Probably Be Deleted

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The following tweets still exist...

1. Ashanti's flatulence question.

How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

2. Cher's pleasant greeting to herself.

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3. Kim's dark past.

4. Kevin Durant's thesis.

I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been

5. Literally Drake's worst lyric ever.

"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail...cause I'm fucking amazing" - Me

6. Jessica Simpson talking about balls.

Dear elderly man at the gym:its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts

7. Kris Jenner's important life update.

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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8. Lil Jon's poop attack.

WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!

9. Justin Bieber's confession.

10. Kris Jenner teaching us about sharts.

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

11. Rupert Murdoch's I don't even know.

12. Macklemore's feelings about 911.

911...bush knocked down the towers

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13. Britney Spears' thoughts on climate change.

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

14. Oprah laying down some wisdom.

15. Cher's realest Tweet yet.

Whats going on with mycareer

16. Debra Messing's girl crush.

17. Kylie Jenner's explanation of YOLO.

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18. Martha Stewart's feelings about oil.

19. Martha Stewart's feelings about letters.

20. Martha Stewart's feelings about mashing your keyboard.

21. And Martha Stewart plus a cow:

22. Justin Bieber's chicken wish.

If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.

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23. Harry Style's painful dick.

Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.

24. Tyra Banks' freein' the bobbies.

...and that moment you release your bobbies from bra jail!

25. Snooki getting real.

26. Sean Diddy Combs' check in.

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome

27. Ludacris' concern for his partner.

Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?

28. Oprah telling it like it is.

29. Alec Baldwin's battle with a barista.

Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.

30. Guy Fieri's greeting.

31. Kim Kardashians' cucumber revelation.

Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

32. And Donald Trump's feelings about Robsten.

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

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