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34 Songs That Make People Ages 25-37 Uncontrollably Grind

This list has school chaperones everywhere shaking.

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1. "Too Close" by Next

The lyrics, "Baby, when we're grindin', I get so excited...Oh, you're dancin' real close, 'plus it's real, real slow/ You know you're makin' it hard for me," are literally what middle school dances are all about.


11. "Get Low" by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz

There is nothing more deafening than a group of teens screaming in a gymnasium:

"To the window, to the wall!

Til the sweat drop down my balls.

Til all these bitches crawl."


17. "Temperature" by Sean Paul

As soon as you heard, "Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm/ I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm" you knew it was time to dip low.


And here's the playlist: