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    The 32 Greatest Gifts The Holy Spearit Gave Us Through The Medium Of "X-Factor"

    In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spearit. Gaymen.

    In September of two thousand and twelve, the legendary and iconic Britney Spears made her debut on the television program...

    That television program was called 'X-Factor.'

    Throughout her time on that show, Britney showered her fans with many gifts. Many being gifs. Thank you Britney for these gifts. We are not worthy.

    Let's begin our journey back and be thankful for what we have been given. Light a candle if you'd like.

    Let us begin with...

    32. The red dress

    31. Her gum chewing

    30. This face

    29. Her laugh

    28. Her charm

    27. Her love

    26. This face

    25. This face

    24. Her modesty

    23. An image of her pensively holding an apple

    22. Her shade

    21. A first look at a new dance move

    20. This face

    19. Her scream

    18. This face

    17. Her spit

    16. This harsh, but honest critique

    15. Also this harsh, but honest critique

    DEAL WITH IT

    14. This face

    13. This face

    12. This face

    11. Her dance moves

    10. That time she called Ke$ha, "Keesha."

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    9. This wise, brilliant, and worldly critique

    8. Her tiny waves

    7. Her clapping

    6. Her airclapping

    5. When she said she was going to "beat the poop" out of Simon

    4. Her flawless a capella rendition of the classic hit song, "Happy Birthday"

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    3. This face

    2. The face she made when Fifth Harmony made it into the next round and she was so shocked

    1. "That's horrible"

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    And one final prayer...

    THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRITNEY. WE ARE ALL EXCITED FOR YOU TO BLESS US WITH NEW MUSIC IN 2013. GAYMEN.