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    The 32 Greatest Gifts The Holy Spearit Gave Us Through The Medium Of "X-Factor"

    In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spearit. Gaymen.

    In September of two thousand and twelve, the legendary and iconic Britney Spears made her debut on the television program...

    That television program was called 'X-Factor.'

    Throughout her time on that show, Britney showered her fans with many gifts. Many being gifs. Thank you Britney for these gifts. We are not worthy.

    Let's begin our journey back and be thankful for what we have been given. Light a candle if you'd like.

    Let us begin with...

    32. The red dress

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    The red dress was arguably Britney's best look during 'X-Factor' try outs. It suited her legendness very nicely. Also the debut of "Boobney."

    31. Her gum chewing

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    What an honor to watch Britney do such an intimate act week after week. Her gum chewing was truly top-notch whilst on the show.

    30. This face

    29. Her laugh

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    So genuine and sincere, a laugh we haven't seen in a while.

    28. Her charm

    27. Her love

    26. This face

    25. This face

    24. Her modesty

    Via dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddyy.tumblr.com

    OF COURSE THE CONTESTANT KNOWS "BABY ONE MORE TIME." It's Baby fucking One More Time! Yet, our legendess, remains humble and modest.

    23. An image of her pensively holding an apple

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    Very "Garden of Eden."

    22. Her shade

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    This is approximately when Demi learned her place.

    21. A first look at a new dance move

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    How nice of her to give us a preview of her next legendary music video move.

    20. This face

    19. Her scream

    18. This face

    17. Her spit

    Via twelvevacancies.tumblr.com

    So nice of Britney to baptize Demi.

    16. This harsh, but honest critique

    15. Also this harsh, but honest critique

    Via xfactorneyspears.tumblr.com

    It was always so nice of Britney to instill her wisdom on mere mortals.

    DEAL WITH IT

    14. This face

    13. This face

    12. This face

    11. Her dance moves

    10. That time she called Ke$ha, "Keesha."

    View this video on YouTube

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    9. This wise, brilliant, and worldly critique

    8. Her tiny waves

    Via britneyspearsgifs.tumblr.com

    So tiny, yet so powerful. Britney gave us many of these.

    7. Her clapping

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    So inventive and cutting edge. Expect this to become a huge trend in 2013.

    6. Her airclapping

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    Sometimes Britney couldn't be bothered with real clapping. So, she faked it.

    5. When she said she was going to "beat the poop" out of Simon

    4. Her flawless a capella rendition of the classic hit song, "Happy Birthday"

    View this video on YouTube

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    3. This face

    Via britneyspearsgifs.tumblr.com

    AKA "Shartney."

    2. The face she made when Fifth Harmony made it into the next round and she was so shocked

    1. "That's horrible"

    View this video on YouTube

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    And one final prayer...

    THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRITNEY. WE ARE ALL EXCITED FOR YOU TO BLESS US WITH NEW MUSIC IN 2013. GAYMEN.

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