The 32 Greatest Gifts The Holy Spearit Gave Us Through The Medium Of "X-Factor"
In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spearit. Gaymen.
In September of two thousand and twelve, the legendary and iconic Britney Spears made her debut on the television program...
That television program was called 'X-Factor.'
Throughout her time on that show, Britney showered her fans with many gifts. Many being gifs. Thank you Britney for these gifts. We are not worthy.
Let's begin our journey back and be thankful for what we have been given. Light a candle if you'd like.
Let us begin with...
32. The red dress
31. Her gum chewing
30. This face
29. Her laugh
28. Her charm
27. Her love
26. This face
25. This face
24. Her modesty
23. An image of her pensively holding an apple
22. Her shade
21. A first look at a new dance move
20. This face
19. Her scream
18. This face
17. Her spit
16. This harsh, but honest critique
15. Also this harsh, but honest critique
DEAL WITH IT
14. This face
13. This face
12. This face
11. Her dance moves
10. That time she called Ke$ha, "Keesha."
9. This wise, brilliant, and worldly critique
8. Her tiny waves
7. Her clapping
6. Her airclapping
5. When she said she was going to "beat the poop" out of Simon
4. Her flawless a capella rendition of the classic hit song, "Happy Birthday"
3. This face
2. The face she made when Fifth Harmony made it into the next round and she was so shocked
1. "That's horrible"
And one final prayer...