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11 Celebrity Clapbacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Peasant

No offense to peasants.

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1. That time Tom from Myspace was like, "lol I'm rich as hell"...

...and you're like "I got it at Marshalls."

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2. That time Frankie Muniz was like "I retired at 19"...

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...and you're like, "Fiddle me timbers, welcome to jamboree! Where the free food at?"

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3. That time Gabourey Sidibe was crying on her private jet...

...and you're like, "Guac still costs extra, I'm over that joke, and I have a bandana collection. FML."

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4. That time Iggy Azalea was all like "look at my liiiiiife"...

...and you're like, Let me sit on this pile of hay and complain about my data plan.

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5. That time Michelle Williams brought up her accountant...

...and you're like, "Mom, why is dad wearing that weird-ass shirt?"

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6. That time Normani was like, Why are you laughing?

...meanwhile you're like, "brb, let me balance this sword on my head."

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7. That time James Blunt was like, "I have a house"...

...and you're like, "I have a fiddle, wagon wheel, and 4 bails of hay."

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8. That time T. Boone Pickens was like, Drake's poor...

...and you're like "HAPPY HOUR ENDS IN 6 MINUTES HURRY THE FUCK UP."

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9. That time Kim made it be known she made 80 MILLION DOLLARS from a VIDEO GAME...

...and you're like, "My Hot Pocket just burned me."

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10. That time Rihanna was like, I have Prada shoes and mad money to donate to charity...

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...and you're like, "Excuse me, do you have free Wi-Fi?"

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11. That other time Rihanna was like, Literally grow hair for me...

...and you're like, Let me play in a tree.

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In conclusion, if you don't feel like the peasant that you are, here are some Kanye West tweets because everything Kanye West says will give you that sweet, sweet peasant feeing:

Have a nice life!

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