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    Christina Aguilera Created Her Own Porn Movie Names And They're Just Brilliant

    Please, PLEASE, someone make one (or all) of these.

    Well well well, I woke up this morning just like any other morning. I was slightly hungover and completely dehydrated.

    I painted my face, covered my hands in jewelry, and went over to my desktop computer. I happily logged in to see the drama of the day.

    And wow, did I find a surprise.

    Christina Aguilera was doing a Q&A on Twitter and someone asked her what her porn name would be.

    Her answer was, not gonna lie, pretty f*cking great.

    LOL whaaaat?

    Then, because this is what happens nowadays, fans started chiming in with their own Christina Aguilera porn names.

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