18 Things That Will Change The Way You Look At Adele
Adele is actually hilarious.
Everyone thinks the real Adele is sad and depressing. Like, she is just like, "Hello. It's me." *cries* *dramatically slams flip phone shut*
Truth is: Adele is nowhere near as mopey as people think.
In fact, her true passion is the "f" word.
Though honestly, she's dtf with all the swearwords.
There was that time she fixated on her story about taking a piss with Jennifer Aniston (and accidentally calling her "Rachel").
That time when she was really excited about Rihanna's vagina.
And the time Chelsea Handler tried to give her shit about her hair.
Basically...do not fuck with Adele.
She will come for you.
Adele is also wise as hell.
She has perfect insights into food...
The stories behind her songs seem like they would be sad...
...but her songwriting style is more "Fuck you" than "I'm sad."
Literally. Here's what she has to say about the process behind "Rumor Has It."
The point is that Adele is real as fuck.
And she's really fucking awesome.
And if you don't like that, you can go choke on a Jammie Dodger.
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