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100 People Who Would Be Way Better Than Justin Timberlake At The Super Bowl

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In case you haven't heard, Justin Timberlake is playing the Super Bowl this year. It is an awful choice.

Minnesota. @SuperBowl LII. February 4, 2018. @jtimberlake! #PepsiHalftime #SBLII

I'm falling asleep just reading this tweet!!!!

So, here's 100 people that would be better:

1. Britney Spears

2. Rihanna

3. Beyoncé, again

4. Madonna, again

5. Lady Gaga, again

6. Adele

7. Ariana Grande

8. Shania Twain

9. Shaggy

10. Ja Rule & Ashanti

John Parra

11. Kim Zolciak singing “Tardy For The Party” 3x

12. Everyone who was kicked out of Destiny’s Child

13. Miss Juicy

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14. The Baha Men

15. Evan & Jaron (the people who sing "Crazy For This Girl")

16. Mr C. (The guy that sings “The Cha Cha Slide”)

17. William Hung

18. Fred Durst (solo)

19. Mark McGrath (solo)

20. The cast of Zoom all grown up


21. Crazytown

22. Vitamin C

23. Stacie Orrico

24. A reunion of the nuns from Sister Act


25. An orchestra playing the Titanic soundtrack in full

26. Samantha Mumba

27. S Club 7

28. Paolo & Isabella (from the Lizzie McGuire movie)

29. Former American Idol host, Brian Dunkleman

30. Literally just a random man reading Cher’s tweets

31. My 10th grade English teacher discussing “Of Mice And Men”

32. Jessie Spano recreating her caffeine pill addiction episode

33. Just Kevin Jonas

Ben Gabbe

34. 3/5 of the Spice Girls

35. Hoku

36. Ren Stevens from Even Stevens singing “We Went To The Moon in 1969”

37. Chingy

38. Mya

39. TATU

40 The white guy from “Pretty Fly For A White Guy”

41. Paige Davis (from Trading Spaces) giving tips about renovating

42. Valentina lip syncing for her life (with mask on)


43. My mailman

44. A descendent of Babe, pig in the city

45. Ryan Cabrera

46. Teddy Geiger (sang that song about walking in the mall)

47. Anna Nicole Smith’s cousin, Shelly

48. Baby Bash (sang that song "Suga Suga")

49. Nina Sky singing “Move Ya Body”

50. Blu Cantrell

51. The Ying Yang Twins

52. The Raisinettes (those raisins that sing)

53. Beans from Even Stevens

54. Justin Guarini

55. Kimberly Locke

56. A reunion of the American Idol season three tour

57. The Zack Attack (band from Saved By The Bell)

58. Just the guy who had dreadlocks from O-Town

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59. Deena from Jersey Shore

60. Danielle Staub

61. Everyone but Lauren Conrad from Laguna Beach

62. Just Lo Bosworth

63. A barking dog

64. IDK a turtle

65. The Cellino & Barnes jingle on repeat

66. The Snapple lady

67. Samara (from The Ring)

68. A literal ghost

69. Taina singing the “Taina” theme song

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70. One of those talking fish people put on the wall

71. A group of children crying

72. A blender making a smoothie with a shit ton of really frozen fruits

73. My mom yelling at me about saving money

74. Just the Frasier theme song

75. The sound of a mouse running in my room

76. My parents talking about politics

77. My drunk friends crying for no reason

78. Lustra (the band from “Euro Trip”)

79. Macklemore

80. A fly in your room banging into shit

81. When someone has a window open in the car and it fucks up your ears

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82. My alarm

83 Someone breathing loudly

84. The sound of someone spitting

85. A Maroon 5 coverband

86. A motorcycle

87. Kim Possible’s beeper noise for 12 minutes straight

88. Haylie Duff

89. Christina Aguilera screaming

90. Jessica Simpson doing a medley from her flop country album

91. Someone chewing gum loudly

92. The Pussycat Dolls (without Nicole Schrwifajsdzger)

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93. Lady Gaga talking about how she’s Italian

94. A horn

95. A person blowing their nose

96. My office fire alarm

97. Coughing

98. Yelling

99. A person violently throwing up

100. My dentist yelling at me for not flossing enough

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